Dear NSA spies..

[mikelewis]

BOMB BOMB BOMB - OSAMA - Terror - Allah - BOMB BOMB BOMB

Bombada bomb bomb bomb

Cheney is Satan

Bush is a fucker

Rumsfeld's a shit-stain

Gonzalez is a toad

And you are breaking the law.

Bomb bada bomb bada bomb

The Nazi death camp guards were only following orders too.

Bada bomb bomb bomb!

(Sorry, I have terrorist Tourettes syndrome.)

Bada Bomb.

We know you lied about 9/11!

BOMB BOMB BOMB

We know you lied about Iraq!

BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMBAMBA Bomberino

We know you're owned by Corporations who only care about making more and more MONEY and they don't care who they kill to get it.

Bomb BOMB bomb

We know that you know it's against the law to spy on us but hey, it's your job.

Bomb bomb bomb

In order to save America, you're willing to destroy everything it stands for? In order to keep us safe, you're willing to wipe your ass with the Constitution?

Bomb Bomb BOMB

I'm not naive, I know who we are, what we are; but I also know who we're supposed to be. It's not this. You're supposed to be better than this. You're supposed protect America from all enemies both foreign and domestic. You're not supposed to follow illegal orders and you're not supposed to aid domestic enemies.

BOMB BOMB BOMB

You are not patriots, you're criminals. Those who refuse to shit on the Constitution are PATRIOTS. Not you. Shame on you for being so weak.

Badabomb BadaBomb bomb bomb bomb bomb

If you're not blowing the whistle then you're just weak and spineless. You're worthless toadies who crawl for your masters. Pick up the whistle and blow your sins away.

BOMB

Fuck it... you're not worth it. Go back to spying on American citizens and one day when our country is just a third world shit-hole, you can pretend you were only following orders. You can pretend you were PATRIOTS who believed in LIBERTY. You can pretend you loved America.

Bomb bomb fucking bomb.

Shame on you.

Assholes.

[shamrock]

1. Thanks a lot

You made me spit my coffee all over my key-board!

[geckosfeet]

Yeah, what he said! n/t

[Purveyor]

2. Hmmm....imagine if some professional net spammer...

Unleashed a barage of "nsa keywords" in one of their "offerings".

System overload, perhaps?

[babylonsister]

3. Inspired! Thanks, mikelewis! nt

[Just Me]

4. ROTFLMAO!!!!!

:rofl:
BEST
:rofl:
RANT
:rofl:
EVER!!!!

:grr: OH, AND I ADD A "SHAME ON YOU", TOO!!!! :grr: When are you faux-assed "patriots" going to do your job and arrest the criminals-in-charge!!! :mad:

[tulsakatz]

5. well said!!

The Patriots are those who objected to the program...........even though they knew their views would not be popular in the fascist administration!!

[cwydro]

6. truly inspired!

a wonderful and bombastic tirade!

[AnnieBW]

7. If the NSA Had Arrest Power

I'm sure that they would hustle right on over and arrest *Co. But they don't. And the FBI - which does have arrest authority - can't do anything without a jizz stain on a blue dress. :D

[Just Me]

14. Yup. And, what the hell is the problem with the FBI? (((GRRR)))

They should have these FELONS-in-charge in friggin' handcuffs, already!!!! :mad: Their commitment is to PROTECTING US AGAINST CRIMINALS!!! This administration HAS CONFESSED TO, AT LEAST, ONE FELONY (eg spying on Americans).

:wtf: IS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO ENFORCE THE LAW AND PROTECT US CITIZENS FROM THOSE WHO BREAK IT?!?!?!?!

Shame on those whose self-interest rises above the rule of law, those who are too damned lazy or scared to pursue crimes against their people and their nation. SHAME!!! SHAME!!! SHAME!!! :grr:

[Polemonium]

8. ROFL, I needed that.

:rofl: :rofl:

[waiting for hope]

9. Oh my Gawd....

you may get on "the list" for that...if you do, please sign me up!;)

[mikelewis]

10. If I'm not on the list already...

I'd be amazed.

[waiting for hope]

11. Bless you if you are....

:patriot:

[tavalon]

19. Um, they've been data mining

Everyone here at DU is on the list and the Freepers are too.

[BuyingThyme]

12. kcik

[karlrschneider]

13. You da Bomb, dude!

oh, shit now I've done it.
:D

[RobertSeattle]

15. Some Blogger mentioned a NSA "trap" technique

You send an email from one internet email account to another internet account and in the email you have a distinct, unique link to a website page are webmaster for and that no one else in the world could possible know of (no links to it exist at all) and if "something" finds you page (you determine that by checking the web logs) you know someone is reading you email.

[CoffeeCat]

16. This post is definitely one of my all time favorites on DU...

...and for sure in my top 5.

You rock, Mikelewis.

I hope they read it.

I hope it makes them think about what they are doing to this country.

I can hope, can't I?

Thanks again, ML

[InsultComicDog]

17. Now don't hold back

...tell us how you really feel...

[tavalon]

18. I was planning on doing a similar piece on my LJ

Yours is much better than I imagine mine would have been.

[tavalon]

20. My email isn't up and running on this machine yet

I was going to ask EarlG to review this for putting it on the Front Page. I'll send it tomorrow. I'm sure he'll ask you for permission if he does want it on the front page.

This is the best rant I've ever seen on this topic.

[Al-CIAda]

21. .

:thumbsup: :patriot:

[Stephanie]

22. kick

Hey, Hey, NSA,
How many laws did you break today?

[greiner3]

23. Nuclear bomb, dirty bomb;

impeach bush, shove a broom handle up cheney's ass, croak condi, k*** bush, put rummy in the front line in iraq, i'm a socialist and an athiest, i hate fundies,

[mikelewis]

24. No matter what, I will not...

kiss Bush.