Just Musing...What Will * Do After He Leaves/resigns/is impeached/retires?

[Dinger]

He'll milk this till 2008 to be sure, but you know he won't sit on the ranch and screw CONdi or whoever, at every opportunity? Makes me nervous. What about KKKarl & DICK? (etc.)

[Wickerman]

1. When not coloring his presidential papers

he'll be asking if you "Want fries with that?"

[bliss_eternal]

19. Turning his paper hat into a paper airplane.

Weeeeeeeeee....look at 'em go!

;)

[MuseRider]

2. TIME

I hope.

[tularetom]

3. Hopefully, he'll make license plates

[rurallib]

4. Move to a country that has no extradition treaty with the US

[BlueIris]

45. Ding ding ding.

Then he'll die there within two to five years, for sure. In fact, wasn't this what he was going to do after '04 in the event that his reselection wasn't recognized by media?

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

5. Nothing.

Chimp=nothing
TurdB=keep a finger in the game
Pepper=die from gout of the heart

[mtowngman]

6. watch dukes of hazzard re-runs?

[Webster Green]

7. Looking over his shoulder, trying to avoid war-crimes indictment

He may have to avoid traveling to certain areas lest he be arrested for his crimes. Henry Kissinger has that problem. Remember how all those old Nazis got rounded up?

[Nevernose]

8. Move back to Maine, make money off of human suffering

He only bought the ranch to run for president. Otherwise, I'm sure he'll keep a condo in Houston like his dad did for income tax purposes, and spend the rest of his time yachting or polo-ing or whatever it is ultra-wealthy ivy-leaque retirees do. Maybe start a "think tank" so he can earn an exuberant slary from Saudi contributors as the president of said organization.

Following that, probably eternal damnation.

[libodem]

15. dayum, I couldn't have said it better, if I tried!!!

love the eternal damnation part, because if there is a hell, he deserves his very own special place.

[ellenfl]

28. he might be exuberant

if he earns an exorbitant salary. however, i think he will find a company he can run into the ground. then maybe he'll become a goodwill ambassador . . . to the middle east, of course. in his off time, he will count the millions he made off his presidency and stock his library . . . the first book in his library will undoubtedly be 'my pet goat'.

i only hope he disappears from public view . . . unless that view involves bars. just looking at him has always made my skin crawl. however, i think striped or even orange pjs will make him look a lot better to me.

i just don't understand how people cannot see through that veneer of sincerity. he is the most arrogant, insincere, patronizing, sanctimonious person i have ever seen . . . worse than nixon in that regard.

ellen fl

[Nevernose]

34. Exuberant, exorbitant. It's all the same to a man

Who doesn't own a theseusorous. :)

I'd be surprised if there aren't public burnings of My Pet Goat before it's all over, in order to "preserve the good name of Der Fuhr... I mean, 'our president.'"

By the way: if you were the one I was poking fun at the other day for not spelling, capitalizing, and punctuating properly, I apologize. It's not you; it's a long running grudge I have against e.e. cummings.

[ellenfl]

42. s'ok. i don't think it was me.

i have to capitalize all day long so i enjoy NOT having to do so when i'm 'offline' . . . especially since i am a poor typist but my job requires it. :) besides, i think it makes my posts look like i'm whispering since i use all caps for shouting.

ellen fl

[Old and In the Way]

9. You'll never see him.

He'll be living in his cocoon, protected by the SS, doing private fundraising for Republican defense funds.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

10. A never-ending, drunken, sado-masochistic bisexual romp.

With preachers and sheep and world-class cocaine.

Maybe some devil worship for giggles.

(In all seriousness . . . these people are seriously twisted. Psych books will be written about them for years and years.)

:scared:

[TahitiNut]

11. I still think he'll be martyred sometime around 2Q 2008.

If we see a replacement for Cheney before then, that'll only add to my belief. I just can't see how the GOPhers and Neoconsters can allow this mental case to run around as an ex-pResident. He'd be a loose cannon. He's far, far more useful as a martyr.

[wakeme2008]

16. TahitiNut I afraid you may be right

on this.

Especially if he starts another war with Iran.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

12. Finish the last chapter of

my pet goat.

[Ilsa]

13. Binge drink, snort coke and do jeff gannon. eom

[bliss_eternal]

21. Reminds me of that scene in JFK--

w/Kevin Bacon, Tommy Lee Jones and Joe Pesci dressed in Roman emporer garb, playing some sort of weird fantasy game,riding each other like horses (among other things) fueled on cocaine and alcohol.

[Cleita]

14. Hmmm.

Will they all ride into the sunset with their stolen treasure or sail there, courtesy of the UAE operated ports?

[Ksec]

17. bust big rocks into little rocks

[Jack Rabbit]

18. Take a tour of The Hague

The Palace of Peace
The Hague
Home of the International Criminal Court

Photo from the Dossier Nederland (The Netherlands)

[Journeyman]

20. Probably a stint as Commissioner of Baseball. . .

if he avoids a stint as prisoner of Leavenworth.

[Dinger]

23. Makes Me Wonder What Inmates Across The Country Think Of Him...

Bubba: That punk ass bitch comes here, he'll be my bitch.
Spike: No, he's not good enough to be my bitch. You can have him.
Bubba: Well, wait a minute. . . He could be my slave.
Spike: True, heh, heh.
Bubba: In fact, in the spirit of good will, I'll share him.
Spike: Good, let's make out the schedule . . .

to be continued. . .

[Innocent Smith]

24. You beat me to it

I was thinking along the same lines. :)

[Innocent Smith]

22. MLB?

Maybe something to do with Major League Baseball again in some way after he leaves office in 2009? He'll still be pretty young.

[zulchzulu]

25. Rot in Hell

It may be sooner than you think. I have a feeling karma is bubbling up.

[Dinger]

26. Isn't There A Place Worse Than Hell?

Just asking.

[buddysmellgood]

27. Move to UAE to collect his cut.

[On Par]

29. How Much Wood Can A Woodchuck Chuck !

[LibDemAlways]

30. He'll collect a pile of money delivering speeches written

by repuke hacks in front of whatever wingnut groups will have him. He'll use daddy's connections to get onto some corporate boards where he'll be paid handsomely for doing nothing. He'll fleece wealthy contributors to come up with the money for his pitiful "library," which will consist of "My Pet Goat" and a couple of other children's books Pickles once read to the twins.

Otherwise he'll get drunk and pass out - frequently - behind closed doors.

In short, his life won't change much.

[datadiva]

31. I don't care

As long as it's far far away from the USA

[Coastie for Truth]

32. Stay on the ranch

Give speeches to his inner core of Kool Aid addicts
Sit on some oil compnay boards
Sit on the Carlyle Board
Chop wood

[enid602]

33. Pickles

I heard Pickles plans to open a driving school.

[windy252]

36. I've been confused by this for a while.

Why is the nickname Pickles? Someone's going to have to explain that to me.

[enid602]

38. Pickles

I think the inspiration behind the nickname is Pickles, Buddy Sorrell's attractive but ditzy wife on the 'Dick Van Dyke Show'

[Call me Deacon Blues]

35. He will sink into the septic tank of history

Discredited, a national embarassment, his few friends will desert him. While he'll never be poor -- with all that oil money? -- he will be shunned. The twins will disavoy him, even as they slip into alcoholic obscurity, surfacing once on a reality show for two seasons before becoming an answer to a trivia question. Pickles will divorce him by the end of the teens, becoming a librarian again, and marrying a real Texas rancher. George W. Bush will be found dead, in his mansion, in the summer of 2023, drowned in his own vomit, surrounded by liquor bottles, his nose covered in powder cocaine.

[MassLiberal]

37. clear brush

[dylan33]

40. I love it

When he tries to use that chainsaw. It is almost as good as his fool me once deal. :toast:

[hyphenate]

39. Well, um

Perhaps he will be banned from visiting other countries, convicted of all those lies that he has told, and then some insane grieving parent of a lost soldier will make life very difficult for him. The soldier's parent, BTW, will then disappear never to be found and never convicted. :)

[leftofthedial]

41. fall off his bike

lose a shitload of somebody else's money in some business venture that should have been a no brainer

[Norquist Nemesis]

43. Ride off into the sunset laughing like Nero. n/t

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

44. Hopefully he will be at Gitmo, wearing orange, lights and music on

24/7, key thrown away.