It will be mutton biryani for Bush .....

[obnoxiousdrunk]

NEW DELHI: While the bird flu scare has knocked off any chicken dishes from the menu on offer for US President George W. Bush at the official banquet Thursday, he will be able to tuck into a delectable variety of fare including mutton biryani and korma.

The visiting dignitaries from the US will also be able to savour other dishes like fried prawns, fried fish, continental delicacies and broccoli soup.

The special four-course dinner being hosted by President A.P.J. Abdul Kalam for Bush and his wife Laura will be held in Rashtrapati Bhavan's expansive Mughal Gardens instead of the customary Banquet Hall.

"We found the weather is pleasant in the evenings and decided to shift the venue. There will be over 15 tables laid out for the guests," said a presidential aide.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1434297.cms

[Stephanie]

1. outdoors! there's a security nightmare - george must be peeing his pants

broccoli soup - that's hysterical! i hope he hates it.

[LiberalEsto]

2. Hope he doesn't barf it all over his hosts

like his dad did in Japan

[schmuls]

3. what? Did that really happen? Enlighten us please!

[Craig3410]

4. Yes, it happened.

http://www.doctorzebra.com/prez/z_x41puke_t.htm

[Richard Steele]

5. Yes. January 92, Poppy ralfed on the Japanese PM at a formal state dinner.

Link:
http://www.doctorzebra.com/prez/z_x41puke_g.htm

Within a few weeks, a japanese variety show started
featuring a chimp which had been trained to pantomime
throwing up and collapsing.

[LiberalEsto]

6. That's why we call them Repukes

(just kidding)

Yes, it really did happen.
Thanks to those who posted more info about it.

[alarcojon]

7. Man, that sounds like a delicious spread!

Too bad Bush is incapable of appreciating it. Maybe he'll ask for a burger instead.

[Jack Rabbit]

8. When he goes to Australia, I like to say to those downunda . . .

Put another Chimp on the barbie.