Is there anywhere on the planet where Bush is welcome?

[Rocknrule]

...besides hell of course, but technically that's not on the planet :evilgrin:

[marmar]

1. Osama's cave?

:crazy:

[Ron Mexico]

6. Why not?

Look at what Bush has done to jack up Osama's recruiting numbers.

[Warpy]

2. Any fundy megachutch

and any corporate boardroom.

That's about it. Miltary bases are safe only because the soldiers can be ordered to clap and cheer.

[Dulcinea]

3. Crawford.

On Southfork Ranch or whatever he calls it.

[BlueEyedSon]

4. A banquet of the "haves and have-mores"

[Norquist Nemesis]

5. Liberty University!

Maybe he can teach strategery as an adjunct perfesser when his current gig is over.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

8. There ya go.

"Hey gang, gotta hurry, or we'll miss our one o' clock class with Jesus Christ!"

[bluerum]

7. Yea - I will welcome him in my basement - alone. Just him and me.

Well,,, maybe I would invite my dog. And maybe some sadistic friends who have a penchant for live wires and dripping water. And my drug dealer neighbor. And a couple of the Iraqi immigrants that live downtown.

[LeftHander]

9. South Dakota State House....eom

[theHandpuppet]

10. Poland

You mustn't forget Poland!

Oh... and Mongolia.