Caption this photo

[LSK]

Randi Rhodes is asking people to caption this picture of Chertoff.

http://www.therandirhodesshow.com/live

[FSogol]

1. People trust us this far. n/t

[blue2helix]

2. MMMM - where's the leak???

[Pharaoh]

3. He likes his toast thick...........

[CrazyOrangeCat]

6. Very good, Pharaoh!

and much less obscene than what I was thinking . . .

[liberal N proud]

4. Look, Mine is bigger than bu$h's - It is this big

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

5. I mean, that Katrina thing was only this big

on my computer monitor. How could I have known that would hurt us?

[BlueEyedSon]

7. "I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!!!!"

[spanone]

8. 'I take my orders in suppository form, and it's umm, it's about this big.

daily.

[greenbriar]

9. bush is a little dick who needs to make up for his short comings

by crushing defenseless peoples

[lonestarnot]

10. I am this close to fathoming my dazzling incompetence and with

a little more counseling.... maybe I'll be able to wrap my hamburger helper around it.

[davidwparker]

11. I'm this far from the gates of Hell.

[Ksec]

12. "Before I bought the the Pump-o-matic I was only this big"

"Now Im a full 4 inches"

[jazzjunkysue]

13. This much of my resume was true.

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

14. "How much do I care? About this Much"

[porphyrian]

15. "I'm a piece of shit traitor!" - n/t

[sakabatou]

16. "Mine is this small. George's is even smaller."

Let your mind wander to what my caption is talking about.