India has 70 "top" doctors on call for *'s visit...

[sabra]

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1434915.cms

Top 70 docs on call 24 hours for Dubya


NEW DELHI: This is some executive health back-up. Besides a six-member medical team which includes his personal physicians, 70 of India's top doctors will be on call for President Bush during the visit.

While 20 of them are from the All India Institute of Medical Sciences (AIIMS), the rest belong to the Indraprastha Apollo Hospital.

AIIMS, which has been chosen by the government as the 'finitive care hospital', has requested some of its most renowned specialists "to be available between March 1-3 for any exigency."

Dr Anoop Mishra, professor of medicine (AIIMS) said: "We will have to be on call 24 hours a day. We also can't leave station till the American president leaves India." Others from AIIMS include director P Venugopal, cardiologist K S Reddy, neurosurgeon V S Mehta, orthopaedic S Bhan, anaesthesiologist Chandra Lekha and general surgeons M C Mishra and S N Mehta.

:crazy:

[Stephanie]

1. Can we just build him a palace on an island somewhere?

And staff it with servants and fill it with gameboys and LOSE HIM.

[MadMaddie]

2. I say send him to the Hague.......

I think he will find the medical staff and accomodations to his taste!!

[0007]

22. Exactly!

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[az chela]

4. do they have someone standing by in case he crashes his bike??

[SammyWinstonJack]

18. Or eats pretzels? I hope he chokes on his own bushit!

[Dr.Phool]

5. Calling Doctor Howard, Doctor Fine, Doctor Howard.......

Or maybe Doctor Kevorkian.

[Warchild]

6. Maybe he's gonna have a sex change....

...he might think it'll turn the poll numbers around.

[Benhurst]

19. You may be on to something. There has been an awful lot

of "first woman president" spin in the corporate media lately.



Will Laura stay on, making the Bushes also the first lesbian couple in the White House, or will Jeff Gannon take her place, becoming the first First Man?

As Matt Drudge would say,
Developing ...

[Warchild]

24. oh yeaaaahhhh

[AlCzervik]

7. geez thats more than Crashcart travels with. I bet he has a food taster

too. Has he asked to take a tour of the Indian casinos yet?

[gatorboy]

8. I think they're just preparing themselves,

In case Bush decides to take a bike ride into a crowd...

[napi21]

9. Has this always been SOP, or are they really afraid someone will

hurt him?

I guess it could have always been done, but I sure don't evver remember hearing anything like that with former Presidents!

[AllegroRondo]

10. Are they afraid someone might get shot?

I thought they left Cheney home.

[dogday]

11. That Indian Food is Spicy

and with alcohol, A man could just flame up with the worst heartburn and would need the aid of 70 Dr.s to diagnose this condition... Yes, I can see it....

[fknobbit]

12. Amazed to find 70 DR's left in India

Thought they were all over here.

[Cooley Hurd]

16. *snarf!!*

:spray:

[AlCzervik]

17. plenty left there, who do you think looks at our xrays?

[JohnyCanuck]

13. It's probably overkill and won't be needed

as long as they can keep his majesty far enough away from pretzles, bicycles and Dick Cheney with a shotgun.

[CottonBear]

14. Don't forget to keep the Segways away from him too! n/t

[Blaze Diem]

15. ROFLMAO***kevorkian?, sex change?...haaaaaaaaaaa

I Love DU.

Weren't those the same bunches of yellow flowers we saw on another bush-a-pa-loser tour?
Maybe they just have the same plastic flowers on board AF-1 in case they land where nobody welcomes heir bush.
He sure does have a lot of people waving signs at him though. Hundreds of thousands out to anxiously greet the Bush entourage, that's what I'm hearing.

That's probably what the handlers tell George and Laura....." but george, you must stay behind this bullet-proof, and laser and molotiv cocktail, and nuke-proof magic shield...ahh, yea George this is the part where they want to greet Americans with flowers...ya.."

IMPEACH TRAITOR BUSH CABAL

[area51]

20. 70 drs.?

How nice, when we have unaffordable healthcare in the U.S.

Let Bush wait in line @ the ER like everyone else.

[bmbmd]

21. In 1984, I was on call for Internal Medicine in Lubbock Texas

when vice president Bush came to town on a campaign swing. I was paged by administration and notified that I was on call for VP Bush, and was expected to stay in phone contact for the evening. I expect I was about number seventy.

[MasonJar]

23. I hope one has the skills to turn him into a normal sociopath.