Imagine It Now."No One Could Have Imagined That UAE Port Security Would

[Solomon]

Have Smuggled Terrorists Into America."

I guess the other MIHOPs were not obvious enough for the dense american public.

[Inland]

1. It's the chorus of this adminstration.

"But nobody could EVER have imagined that" blah blah blah. I could list the surprises, but it would take a week. I dont' think this Admin has gotten ANYTHING right.

[Generator]

2. Don't you start to feel like a dumb sucker?

I know I do. Right now in LBN there is a thread of defeat on the ports deal. WHAT THE FUCK GOOD DOES VOTING DO? Enough. I'm going to spend my resources moving the hell away or buying a gun. Something productive. My government is not even pretending to protect me anymore. It's all a sham. From hurricanes to terrorism. Who cares who's in the senate if they don't stand up to Bush? IF they don't put everything they have to protect us? How much more proof do they need that this government is endangering us and cannot be trusted? How much? By the time they have that much a few thousand more Americans, I'm sure, will be dead.

[FreakinDJ]

3. I have 2 words for that - Bikini Island

e/t

[Solomon]

4. What about Bikini Island?

[FreakinDJ]

5. I had a friend who was there

He was there at Bikini Island for the US nuke test.

Those fucking idiots set off a Hydrogen Bomb in the bay. The results completely caught the scientest off gaurd. When the bomb detonated the blast effects were magnified 100 fold by the concusion effect in the water. Also it had a HUGE dirty bomb effect of tossing VERY HOT radiation 20 - 30 - as far as 40 miles I guess.

His ship was 20 miles from the blast site. they were just supposed to be there with cameras recording the blast. As it was chunks of extremely highly radioactive garbage from the blast landed on the deck. the whole ship had to be decontaminated.

So lets say this....

I'm some stupid Fuktard terrorist and I have some puney 1 or 2 mega ton device and I want to effect the greatest possible damage

You see where I am going and just exactly why Port Security is So Important!!!!!!