I had a stunning idea driving home tonite...

[hootinholler]

It occurred to me, what if * isn't really clumsy? What if all the scrapes and bruises are the results of pissing off the SS?

Just sayin'

-Hoot

[Jackpine Radical]

1. With the Bush crowd, it's just about impossible to come up with

a theory that's too crazy to be true. But let me congratulate you. I think you managed to attain that elusive goal with this one.

[midnight]

2. Sometimes I find myself wondering.............

And sometimes I wonder the same thing, but then it seems way to out there.

[stillcool]

3. the pretzel debacle...

was worse than the typical 'door-knob' excuse. Fist-a-cuffs is more edible in my version of life...but then... drunks do fall down a lot.

[Kurovski]

4. Just the result of booze mixed with his numerous meds.

[pitohui]

5. nah...drunks fall down EOM

,

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

6. I Always Thought It Was Every Time Laura Caught Him Leering At Condi.

But yours is funnier! :)

[hootinholler]

7. That's a good one. n/t