"Diary of a Mad Freeper"

[KingFlorez]

(Note, this a parody of crazy right wing freepers, it's not intended to offend anyone)


Entry 1

"I was in line at the grocery store and there was this Arab in front of me in line. He looked real sneaky like them terrarist like Bin Laden and them, so I was keeping a real good eye on him. He reached into his jacket and I was fending to hit the deck cause I was sure he was gone push some button and make the store explode. He was just reaching for his wallet to pay for his food, I still kept a good eye on him. I almost left my Jack Daniels on the counter cause I was keeping a real good eye on that terrarist."

Entry 2

"I went to the theater to see me a good movie. I had got my ticket and was going to watch the movie, when I saw some dirty pinko librul gave me a ticket to that Brokeback Mountain. Well I went up there and I told her "You dirty librul communist, youse trying make me watch a movie I's don't want to see. I'm gone call Rev. Dobson and Congresswoman Musgrave and them and tell them what youse tried to do" She came on with some old tired I'm sorry act saying it was an accident and even offered to exchange my ticket, but she didn't fool me, cause the GOP and them done taught me hows to spot these kinds of tricks. No, she didn't get me."

Entry 3

"I saw this car driven by some dirty librul socialist that had one of them "Impeach Bush" stickers on it and it made get all fired up. I wanted yell something out my car window, but I didn't cause that dirty librul driver would get on that DU site and try to bad mouth me."

Entry 4

"I was watching tv with my kids and all of the sudden this show came on and they was showing some woman with her ankles out in clear view! I was shocked they'd show such dirty pornography on television in front of my kids, I'll be darned if that happens! So I called the number for the Rush Limbaugh show and then I called that Bill O'Reilly and told them what happened. Well they were so mad they could spit. I know Rush and Bill gone show those dirty librul pornographers something they won't forget!"

Entry 5.

"I was watching the CNN channel and they was saying how all these good, christian Republicans took dirty money from some lobbyist. Well I knew they was lying, cause CNN means Communist News Network! So I turned to the FOX News channel and they says that Democrats was takin' them money donations too. FOX News don't lie, they always tell the truth and show how dirty them libs is."

Entry 6.

"I went to see President Bush today at a rally and it was like the second coming. The speech was good, he was talking about stomping the terrarist in the ground and I was jumping up and down clapping. He's real intelligent and he knows what he talking about, those libruls call him dumb because they are mad cause that Clinton person couldn't be that good. All he can do is sleep with everybody."

Entry 7.

"I clicked on a link by accident and got a picture of Hitlery! It was so ugly and scary! I almost fell off my chair. I think some librul did it to make me fall out and get in a coma so I can't vote for the good Republicans in November."

Entry 8.

"I was watching the news and some whiny people came up talking about that Hurricane Corrina (Only Ms. Bush says it right) saying they lost their house and don't have any food. I was screaming at the tv, you should have abandon them Democraps who kept you in poverty\. You can't have my money, it's mine! It's not Bush's fault, you should have been out of town and bought a new house ahead of time, that's capitalist!"

Entry 9.

"Some dirty librul was badmouthing King--I mean President Bush at work saying he lied about the war. So I stood up and said "Well Bush didn't sleep with some hefty intern, so he's good you traitor". I think I got him good, because he looked at me and shook his head"

Entry 10.

"Dirty Hitlery and the Democraps are trying to block that good port deal, that's because they are racist against the Arabs, they think they are all terrorist. Them libruls are exposing themselves all the time. Besides, what ever Hitlery is against, I'm for."

Entry 11.

"I don't understand why Bush has 2% approval among black people, he put Condi up of as Secretary of State. That should have propelled him to 100%, but those Democraps always is tricking them against the good GOP! They always mess us up!"

Entry 12.

"I was at church and was listening really good to the Pastor. After that I was talking to him and I was saying how good King----I mean President Bush is and he stood up and said I voted for Kerry. Well I almost fell out on the ground and had a seizure, but instead I told him good "You ain't no Christian, Christians vote Republican cause god sent us them to protect us from the terrarists and pinkos, so you need to pray he don't strike you down for your bad votin'!" I think I got him cause he started laughing and pointing at me, when libruls do that they don't know what to say, that's what they say on the radio shows!"


Remember this is just a parody and is meant to be funny

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

1. LOL! Funny stuff!

[Oversea Visitor]

2. What a sad and painful lonely world

he created for himself.
bush do get the credit for this.

[KingFlorez]

3. Kick!

:kick:

[jmowreader]

4. It's a terrible parody

Now get in there, hit the Edit button, and throw in a lot of misspelled words, fix your grammar--it's not atrocious enough--and put in some more Demoncrats, DemocRATs, Rats, LIEbruls and Dummycrats.

Also, you forgot a BUNCH of Clinton references.

Fix that, and it'll be great.