Bush is giving speech today AT THE ZOO!!

[latebloomer]

Just heard this from Arundhati Roy on the Rachel Maddow show-- After numerous other venues were rejected for security reasons, Bush is going to give a speech at the ZOO!

Do you think the gorillas will throw feces at him?

[HereSince1628]

1. Bush in front of another captive audience...!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[DoYouEverWonder]

10. You got me

You're bad

[liveoaktx]

2. No, they won't insult their kin-I think they'll welcome him with a banana

[benburch]

3. I hope the elephants do the right thing... nt

[mmonk]

4. He loves controlled handpicked audiences.

Once again, he will be speaking to the choir.

[Solly Mack]

5. You know, tigers attack and kill roughly 200 people a year in India

Not sure why this article caused me to remember that....

[liberal N proud]

6. Maybe they will think he is one of the apes escaped

and stick him in the ape house.

[Cobalt Violet]

7. With the other chimps?

:evilgrin:

[AndyA]

8. Wouldn't it be funny

If all the animals had signs of protest when Bush arrived... :rofl:

[zbdent]

9. I haven't seen that recent animated movie, but I know that the

more intelligent monkeys will be behind the bars at the zoo . . .

[DoYouEverWonder]

11. I hope they put the podium

in front of the hippo cage.

[tanyev]

12. Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

Will they have to sign loyalty oaths?

[niallmac]

13. They better put a hat on him or

the keepers may not let him leave.

[ET Awful]

14. I have the prepared shots for distribution to the press . . .

Here you can see Mr. Bush addressing the gathered attendees.



And here you can see him relaxing after the public appearance.

And finally, an artists rendition of the proceedings:

[LisaLynne]

15. Hey, that's clearly not Bush.

Those pictures show beings with MUCH more dignity and reserve than he has.

[Minnesota Libra]

16. Seems dammed appropriate to me!!!!! nt

[shenmue]

17. I hope the snakes do their part.

Reach your hand into the boa tank, Mr. President. No, he's shaking hands hello...

[madokie]

18. another captive audience that he will be insulting their intelligence

I might just have to watch just in case george the gorilla throws shit on him. :rofl:

[Jacobin]

19. oooh, there's gonna be some monkey love!

:popcorn:

[latebloomer]

20. Here's a link

The Old Fort where he spoke (yesterday, not today), also houses a zoo. Methinks she was exaggerating just a bit when she said the speech actually took place in the zoo. Oh well, it's a fun idea.


http://www.thenation.com/doc/20060313/roy

[Ready4Change]

21. Caged things can't turn and walk away. n/t

[dancingme]

22. Will Ashcroft cover up the animals'

private parts? :blush: