The godly US flag

[BloodyWilliam]

I thought this was one of the most hilarious examples of satire I've read in a long time... until I realized that guy WAS NOT KIDDING.

http://objectiveministries.org/gametheory/godlyflag.html

[BlueEyedSon]

1. They are sick fucks and should be guilty of treason (vs the Constitution)

[RB TexLa]

2. I'll just stick to this

[BloodyWilliam]

3. I can't tell if it's satire or not. that's how bad this has gotten.

Can someone reassure me that this is satire? I think it is, but.. I can't tell!

[CatholicEdHead]

8. I remember going there sometime in the past

It sure looks like satire and if you look at the rest of the links it becomes clearer.

Besides, they have the "Christian Flag" that they rally around.

http://www.auburn.edu/~allenkc/chrflag.html

http://www.steve4u.com/christian/facts.htm

[Strong Atheist]

4. As one of the "misguided folks", I can confidently say that the author of

this article is a sack of shit ....

[salvorhardin]

5. Objective Ministries is most definitely satire

Check out their kids page: http://objectiveministries.org/kidz

[genie_weenie]

6. You stupid Kid and you're new fangeled Com-pew-ter!

I'm a cantankerous and surly Atheist, dang nab it!

Those are awesome. I'm the one they're warning about because I actually did scare some kids who were going door to door asking questions about people's views on god and the afterlife.

And I "rattled their faith" by first mentioning Valhalla and Mighty One-Eyed Wotan and then finally letting them in on the big shocking secret, there is no afterlife.

[DemGirl7]

10. I don't know , it may actually be real...

Because on the Front Page they are promoting that psycho Roy Moore for Governer of Alabama, and a bunch of fundie organizations. :scared:

[WoodrowFan]

15. you sure??

Their links are genuine RW xtian. At least the ones I checked...

[upi402]

17. retch gag and puke

Those are sad.

On the lighter side, I think I've finally found a savior!
That Habu really has *the* line to god. And all non-believers can just piss off.

[mtnsnake]

7. If that happens, then all the upside down flag avatars will read "DOG"

[Ilsa]

9. These idiots are arguing about how many nails were used to crucify

Jesus!

The Error Of Triclavianism
There have been some questions as of late on why we moved our web-site. As stated, it was due to our previous host's lack of strong condemnation of triclavianism. I would like to clarify this situation as I think it illustrates an overlooked heresy in today's Church.

Triclavianists hold that three, and only three, nails were used to affix our Lord Jesus Christ to the cross. While it might be true that three nails were used -- and, in fact, archeological evidences uncovered by Biblical researchers positively point to this conclusion -- it is erroneous, and theologically dangerous, to make this a doctrinal position. The Bible does not enumerate the Lord's nails and any extra-Biblical research on the subject -- while both interesting and useful for apologetic purposes when dealing with those afflicted with a Secular world view that denies even the historicity of our Lord's passion and crucifixion -- cannot be considered of any substantive import to the Faith.

The Bible is the infallible and inerrant word of God; everything that He wanted us to know about Faith can be found in its pages. If He remains silent on the issue of the number of nails used in the sacrifice of His only begotten Son, then it is not for us to presume to make it a point of contention. Those that do are like the Pharisees, hypocritical in their righteousness based on their own worldly learning, and they will lead people astray and away from the True teachings of God. Therefore, we must oppose their strident and irrelevant teachings on the triune nature of the implements of our Lord's impalement.

The heresy in triclavianism is not the belief in the use of only three nails, per se. Rather, it is the insistence that fallible, non-Biblical sources of information should be used as a guide to important matters of Faith. Triclavianism is merely a pernicious symptom of a greater illness inflicting today's Christians: the allowing of Secularists to subvert the authority of Christ's teachings, thereby replacing Faith with skepticism and knowledge with ignorance. Those who do not oppose this illness strongly enough, although their motives may be pure, are only helping to spread it.

[Swamp Rat]

11. Gross!

:puke:

[BringEmOn]

12. I'll bet he has a belt buckle like this:

[ThatsMyBarack]

13. Sick, flippin' jokers....

....are what those fundies are!!!!

[salvorhardin]

14. Hey, everybody

It's satire. Very well done satire. Trust me. That site's been around for a while. Look... they even link to Landover Baptist Church (another satire site) on their front page.
http://objectiveministries.org

They sell Jesus LOL merchandise.


Really, it's teh funny.

[NMMNG]

16. Whew.

I'm glad you pointed that out. I was getting pretty cheesed there for a minute.

[toddaa]

18. Get your ass to church, people

Objective, Christian Ministries is affiliated with Landover Baptist. The Objective: Landover Baptist Shutdown page should have clued you in on that. What's sad is how difficult it is separating satirical material from real fundy lunacy. No matter how outrageous Landover, Objective, or Sister Rosetta try to be, there's always some fundy wacko who is much much worse.