Rude Pundit today - How To Start a Civil War in the Republican Party, Pt 1

[Viva_La_Revolution]

3/3/2006
How To Start a Civil War in the Republican Party, Part 1:
There's reasons that Karl Rove vomits blood at the thought of the Rude Pundit actually advising Democrats in a less bloggy, more official capacity: because the Rude Pundit knows how to use the Lee Atwater bag o' tricks that Rove has drawn from (along with a few thuggish sleights of hand of his own). What Rove knows is that having power is all that matters: how you get the power is so much shit under the fingernails of the elephant cage cleaners. 'Cause you can be as noble and as right-minded as you like: without the power, you can do fuck-all about your agenda. But once you have power, held high like the head of a deposed king, then the world can be yours.

Right now, the conditions exist to destroy the Republican Party from within, and it's all courtesy of the Dubai ports deal. If James Carville's a-readin', here's whatcha gotta know and do:...

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[movonne]

1. I really like the rude pundit...

[Viva_La_Revolution]

5. Me too... he's so

RUDE :)

[movonne]

11. I would rather use the word colorful...

[Bucky]

2. An almost cinematic opening

let's read it, shall we?

[ewagner]

3. He's right actually

the only problem is that we're too "good" to stoop to that level...the repubs like to say that they're too good also but the use surogates to do the shitty work for them....

[Bucky]

4. Goddammit, a fuckin' cliffhanger

And how will these steps and more do the trick? How can one maintain that one has a soul after such actions? Ahh, since Clark Kent duties beckon the Rude Pundit, that will have to wait for Part 2.

Part Two?!?!? Ah, that son of a bitch!

[bunkerbuster1]

6. I suspect James Carville IS a-readin'

or someone close to him, anyway.

I wouldn't be real surprised to see this put into action soon.

Will it work? well, why wouldn't it?

[madinmaryland]

7. "Get word out into the Right Blogsylvania , the Freeper spit buckets"

:rofl:

He nails it right on the head again!!!

[MadMaddie]

8. oooh....I love him too....he's good...he's sooo rude...

and now we have to wait for Part II and what a tease....:loveya:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

9. rude

kick!

:evilgrin:

[Swamp Rat]

10. Wreck the Republican Party in Three Easy Steps:

:D

1. Whenever a Democrat appears on a talking head extravaganza (which, these days, is rarely), that Democrat needs to say the name "United Arab Emirates" repeatedly. Don't say "Arab nation" or anything that indicates you might be racially queasy about the deal. Just the real (English) name of the real nation. Constant repetition of the word "Arab" will make many, many Republicans disgusted with grief at their party selling out to non-whites. Democrats should do the same in speeches.

2. Whenever confronted with a Republican, a Democrat should try to get that Republican to take a stand, an especially tasty move for Senators: "Senator, do you support the President? Do you support your Senate leader, Bill Frist, who says he's 'comfortable' letting the United Arab Emirates run U.S. ports?"

3. Get word out into the Right Blogsylvania , the Freeper spit buckets (link from Pam's House Blend), and other real and virtual spaces to build a groundswell of momentum.