Maybe we should call the White House and ask if we can trade this...

[FormerRepublican]

...mango for a thermo-nuclear weapon. Perhaps that's why US nuke production has been stepped up, and new versions are being developed? Bush did say encouraging India to develop nukes would be good for business... Perhaps it was a hint to Americans to call Washington for mango for nukes trading.

I don't know what I'd do with a thermo-nuclear weapon - but I guess I could store it in the back yard while I decide. And you gotta admit the price is right...

[FloridaPat]

1. Maybe you can figure out how to generate your own electricity

from it.

[FormerRepublican]

2. I won't need lights because I'll have a big glow in the dark night light..

...in the back yard! All the neighbors will be jealous...

[acmejack]

3. Better yet, in short order you, yourself, will glow in the dark

Thus totally eliminating the need for lighting!

[FormerRepublican]

4. That's gotta be worth at LEAST a mango! Who says Bush has never done...

...anything for the poor? It used to be Presidents would say "a chicken in every pot." But Bush says "a nuke in every pot." He's making thermo-nuclear weapons affordable for the masses! All you need is a mango, and voila! Soon, every home in America will have a nuclear weapon in the back yard...

[RC]

5. "You can have my thermo-nuclear weapon when you pry it

from my cold dead fingers." What a Wonderful World to live in. :sarcasm: