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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 10:01 PM
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The Rude Pundit is often over the top, but damn, he makes me laugh.
Since he was a young man in Midland, the President has had a favorite cow. Indeed, he used to fuck a particularly sassy hereford heifer in the barn on his family property. Young George thought it was love; indeed, love would never be as pure for George, even if sometimes Laura puts on the rubber udders for him to fondle. Jeb found out about it, spying on his brother through a knothole in the old red-painted wood, and, being a particularly enterprising Bush, he started charging the neighbor kids a buck a peek. It's the reason why so many particularly incompetent and/or evil people from Texas seem to have positions of great power in the Bush administration: if a man has watched you fuck a cow, you better treat that man well.

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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 10:25 PM
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1. I posted a Rude Pundit article on my veteran's board the other
day and one of the freepers had a shit fit.

I think the guy is hilarious.
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 10:29 PM
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2. I'm trying to imagine a freeper being exposed to the Rude One.
Frothing at the mouth and hyperventilating come to mind.
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movonne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 10:44 PM
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3. I find him very colorful....
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