The 23rd Qualm

[gilpo]

My mom sent this to me, I had to share....

Written by a retired Methodist minister

Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.
He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.
He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,
I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.
Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.......aghhhhhhhhhh.......

[Cyrano]

1. You're in trouble, gilpo. The Falwell/Dobson/Robertson lightening bolt is

on its way to smite you.

Welcome to DU.

[gilpo]

2. Don't forget Phelps!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

3. Funny stuff!

Thanks for posting it!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

4. Welcome to DU!

And thanks for this great post! :hi:

[Octafish]

5. ...'I will find no exit, for thou art in office...'

Very well done! Thanks for sharing!

A hearty welcome to DU, gilpo!

[Bellamia]

6. That is too funny! Love it!

Sadly, it is too true.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

7. Kick!

:kick: