What's your favorite name for *?

[senseandsensibility]

Poll question: What's your favorite name for *?

I have never used his name once while posting on DU. Why should I when there is such a wealth of funny, insulting alternatives to chose from? (Referring to him by his real name is a warning that the poster might be a troll, IMHO)

Choose your favorite, or suggest a new one. It's easy! It's fun!

[rpgamerd00d]

1. Mother Fucking Cocksucking Piece of Shit Asshole Bastard Fuckhead

[Road Scholar]

6. And that's his good points. LOL

[Pharaoh]

8. Hey you stole my line!

[porphyrian]

53. That's pretty much it.

I'd add "traitor," though.

[iconoclastNYC]

84. You say cocksucking like it's a bad thing.

Are you a puritan or something?

Unless you are, you must be sexist or homophobic? Can't you use an insult that doesn't perpetuate the notion that women and/or gays are less than?

[Dinger]

86. Made Me LAUGH OUT LOUD!!

You're being a bit kind though, aren't you???

[Skittles]

111. this one is better than the one I had

:thumbsup:

[Bullwinkle925]

123. Come on -

tell us how you REALLY feel - don't hold back.


:toast:

[Road Scholar]

2. I have a new one every time I see him. nt

[katmondoo]

3. I always call him *sshole

[RebelOne]

115. Me, too. That's the only word I have for him.

[Nutmegger]

4. The Bush Crime Family works

Personally, I've been using Bush Inc which works just as well.

[TexasChick]

5. Smirking Chimp .... n/t

[Mabus]

7. Whistle ass

Thanks to, and in memory of, Sally Baron http://www.madison.com/archives/read.php?ref=tct:2003:08:21:278154:FRONT

[Swamp Rat]

9. Chimpy McCokespoon

:D

[MuseRider]

11. That one always makes me

chuckle, I like it a lot too. That one and Little Boots. Goober is the first thing that always comes to my mind though.

[Swamp Rat]

24. I've never heard "Little Boots" before.

:D

[teamster633]

31. My Latin is a little rusty but:

little boots=Caligula

Caligula spent his early youth on the frontiers with the armies under his father, Germanicus. Apparently, like a certain individual who will remain nameless here, he liked to dress up as a soldier. As a result, the real soldiers took to calling him Caligula. His given name was actually Gaius Caesar Augustus Germanicus.

[Swamp Rat]

32. Caligula = (little) soldier's boot - the infix 'ul' makes it diminutive

;)

[MuseRider]

71. What teamster said.

Good name I think, it fits him in so many ways.

Mr. Caligula goes to Washington, perfect as always.

[TheBaldyMan]

82. the Duly Selected, the Duly Reselected, the Great Communicaterer

[Pachamama]

113. Caligula is a perfect name for him-the lil' emperor-I like Bushler too....

Actually, every name on this thread is appropriate...

:hi:

[Swamp Rat]

121. I call him "BUSHLER" most of the time.

:hi: :hug:

[Blue Belle]

91. That's my favorite too!!

Chimpy McCokespoon!!

[Lena inRI]

10. RAISIN BRAIN. . .

best alternate name, thanks to Mike Malloy, AAR talk 10pm-1am M-F.

:headbang:

[Turbineguy]

12. Commander Cookoo Bananas

[MadisonProgressive]

13. Chuckle Nuts - Malloy cracks me up everytime he says it!

[gilpo]

14. Shrub

Molly Ivins hit it on the head.

[Laelth]

75. Hear, hear.

Molly Ivins always hits the nail on its head.



-Laelth

[BlueEyedSon]

15. "former president bush"

[senseandsensibility]

16. Just reading that made me feel faint with

delight. Sigh....

[MadisonProgressive]

19. Even better: DISGRACED and IMPRISONED former president

[senseandsensibility]

29. OMG! Where are my smelling salts?

LOL!

[gilpo]

17. I want to change my answer...

Your's is better!

[formercia]

18. Fearless Leader

[liberal N proud]

20. I always use bu$h

Using the $ in place of the s signifies that is all about the money and never capitalizing his name to make sure there is no confusion that I might respect him.

[judaspriestess]

21. Prince of Darkness and

Son of bitch

[Blue Belle]

92. Prince of Darkness / the Dark Lord is more up Cheney's ally...

but I like the direction you're going.

[TexasProgresive]

22. BabyBush

a take on BabyDoc Duvalier that second generation murderous tyrant of Haiti. For GHWB I stay with Poppy as PoppyBush Duvalier Sr was PapaDoc.

[senseandsensibility]

23. He is very infantile

He is like a baby, pampered and protected, living in a bubble. To me, it's his main personality trait. He is not an adult.

[BlueStorm]

25. Brain Dead....n/t

[mikehiggins]

26. Bozo n/t

[tenshi816]

27. The Dumbass n/t

[chefgirl]

28. Other

The Little Idiot

-chef-

[Richard D]

30. Prisoner number (whatever he ends up with)

[cspanlovr]

33. ol' shitforbrains

[MADem]

34. Wee cowboy

...or MonkeyKing, depending on my mood...

[SeattleGirl]

35. Chimpy McCokespoon

Little Lord Pissy Pants is also a good one.

[senseandsensibility]

36. I like Little Lord Pissy Pants also!

:) I know that originated on DU, but I don't know who to credit for it.

[OhioChick]

37. Asshat n/t

[Nikki Stone 1]

38. Junior (because I hear he hates it)

:dunce:

[tinfoilinfor2005]

39. Yes, me too, for the same reason.

And it does seem to fit him.

[1620rock]

41. Murder-monkey. n/t

[Nikki Stone 1]

44. "Junior" brings in his inexperience, stupidity, silver spoon privilege and

immaturity.

I think that says a lot.

[Tikki]

40. Filthief or Thiefilthy

Filthy + Thief

Thief+ Filthy...either way....same thing.



Tikki

[Ksec]

42. King George the Poser

Chimpinheimer Gophershit.

The Last Emperor of Losertown.

Smirky McPoser

Just made those up. Its not my best work.

[senseandsensibility]

50. I like Smirky McPoser

I'm gonna use that one, with your permission.:-)

[Ksec]

62. Use away my friend.

No need to ask.

:)

[Kansas Wyatt]

43. Our Glorious Commander In Chief

With an strong emphasis on him being on the same level as the sawed-off Korean guy with the high hair and platform shoes, or someone who would receive the praises of someone like 'Baghdad Bob' (Iraqi guy who claimed Iraq was winning a glorious tank battle, as U.S. tanks roared up behind him.) It's just amazing how the mental midgets that make up BushCo, Inc. have become so much like their alleged enemies.

However, Idiot, Fuckstick, Dumbass, Shithead, Chimp etc. etc. etc. seems to define him perfectly as well.

[laruemtt]

45. scumbucket, idiot, asshole,

ignorant fool, murdering asshole - whatever my gut tells me on the spot...

[sheelz]

46. Chuckle Nuts!

and he hates to be called Jr. :evilgrin:

[napi21]

47. I still like Shrub. It's demeaning, and indicates smallness.

No matter what he ever does or tries, those two attributes (or diminutives) still always apply.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

48. President Lepotmane

"Work work work.... Hello boys, have a rough night? I've missed you"

[immoderate]

49. Just Bush is good enough!

Just as we don't need a perjorative for Hitler or Mussolini or Stalin, the name Bush will aquire a mystique all its own that will make calling someone a "Bush" fighting words.

--IMM

[TahitiNut]

51. C-czar Disgustsus, Chimperor Narcissus

:shrug:

[fooj]

52. I call him LLP or treasonous, rat bastard! Take your pick! LOL!

Peace.

[S B]

54. What's your favorite name for *?

The way he puckers his mouth always reminds me of a chicken's butt but I couldn't think of a clever name to go with it so I just call him "that lying sociopath". No one has ever asked who I was discussing.

[senseandsensibility]

55. Welcome to DU!

I like your attitude. Keep posting!:toast:

[S B]

124. Welcome

Thank you for your welcome. It is a pleasure and relief to find like minded people.

[laylah]

117. Welcome, SB!

:toast:

Jenn

[S B]

125. Welcome

Thank you.

[InvisibleTouch]

56. I don't think I've ever used his name here either.

Though I'm not as creative as you about it, and will usually just say "Dubya" or "the Chimp" (with apologies to the chimpanzee population of the world).

There's something about using a person's real name that acknowledges them as a being worthy of recognition, even in the most remote way. Using a nickname, derrogatory or otherwise, forces your interpretation upon them, and automatically puts the other person one-down. Maybe that explains Dubya's incessant use of stupid nicknames for the people around him?!

[senseandsensibility]

58. Exactly

He is not a being worthy of recognition, so no real name for him! I have to say that I am not at all creative with my nicknames, and almost always use *. The ones I have used I have stolen from other DUers.:)

[Greyhound]

57. Prisoner #928354-3

[kath]

59. I often call him Chimpyshit. Commander Codpiece is also a fave - kudos to

whomever thought of that one!

[Pastiche423]

60. The Wanton Boy

Stolen from Studs Terkel during an interview w/Phil Donahue.

[Initech]

61. I refer to him as either Stupid Dumbass or Commander Cuckoobananas.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

63. gebu

i thought of that when i read an article about maury povich playing golf with him.

bush calls povich mopo.

gebu and labu and of course his mother would be babu.

[Sydnie]

64. blivet** n/t

[senseandsensibility]

66. I feel dumb asking?

But what is blivet and how does it apply to *? Sorry, I know I should know this....

[Sydnie]

79. don't feel dumb - here's the definition

blivet



/bliv'*t/ "ten pounds of manure in a five-pound bag"] 1. An intractable
problem.

2. A crucial piece of hardware that can't be fixed or replaced
if it breaks.

3. A tool that has been hacked over by so many incompetent
programmers that it has become an unmaintainable tissue of
hacks.

4. An out-of-control but unkillable development effort.

5. An embarrassing bug that pops up during a customer demo.

6. In the subjargon of computer security specialists, a
denial-of-service attack performed by hogging limited
resources that have no access controls (for example, shared
spool space on a multi-user system).

This term has other meanings in other technical cultures;
among experimental physicists and hardware engineers of
various kinds it seems to mean any random object of unknown
purpose (similar to hackish use of frob). It has also been
used to describe an amusing trick-the-eye drawing resembling a
three-pronged fork that appears to depict a three-dimensional
object until one realises that the parts fit together in an
impossible way.

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I personally think the 5 lb analogy is enough all by itself, but the rest can fit too.

:hi:

[Nikki Stone 1]

106. An all purpose word! I salute you

:)

[mandyky]

65. Lately, Gee Du(m)b but I also revert to

shrub or idiot cowboy a lot too.

[giant_robot]

67. I kinda like a new one I've seen lately: Silverspoon.

It cuts right past this "man of the people" and "guy you'd like to have a beer with" bullshit and labels him for exactly what he is: an undeserving, dipshit little fuck-up who'd have a job with his name stitched above his breast pocket if it weren't for his family name and fortune.

[senseandsensibility]

68. Yes, but real people who have a job with a name stitched

above their pocket have to work and produce, or they get fired. So he is not qualified for such a job. I like silverspoon!

[Keseys Ghost]

69. Child KIng

A nod to HST.

[IDemo]

70. The Prezisn't

[CatholicEdHead]

72. Shrub

[Marnieworld]

73. President Douchebag

I don't know why but I say this a lot.

[tom_paine]

74. Emperor Bunnypants

Hard to believe that one dropped off the radar so quickly!

[SpecialK]

76. Chimpy McFlightsuit!! Learned it here first!! :-) n/t

[Booster]

77. My favorite has always been "the Dimson".

[Dangerman]

78. Bushler

[ChiciB1]

80. Used To Call Him El SmirkleRoy... n/t

[upi402]

81. Little Lord Cheerleader

:+

[senseandsensibility]

93. okay, that's good

Somehow I get the feeling that the average red state bushbot doesn't even know that their hero was a cheerleader. Of course our side would never stoop so low as to let them know that he was. Can you imagine what the freepers would do if Gore had been a cheerleader? Or Kerry?

[upi402]

104. or if they had worn a cod peice whilst playing airplane driver-guy?

:freak:
"What's this one do Captain?"

[maveric]

83. "Dumbfuck"

Chevy Chase was accurate.

[dorkulon]

85. Commander-in-Chimp

[Random_Australian]

87. Old Aussie saying to an exceptionally bad driver

"What do you think this is? Bush week?" Which has a lovely new meaning now....
Seriously, that man is as thick as the dust on a public servant's out-tray.

Personally, the name i think has the most rythm is "Captain-not-me-real-dad-fuckoff"
Say it out loud and you'll know what I mean.

[senseandsensibility]

95. Welcome to DU!

Is * very unpopular in Australia? I hope so.

[Eugene]

88. Shrubya

or The Shrub, sometimes Little Boots.

[Mark E. Smith]

89. The Kennebunkport Cocaine Cowboy

[foreverdem]

90. Captain Nukular n/t

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

94. Walking Catastrophe

[Hubert Flottz]

96. GROFAZ

He's Back!

[BuyingThyme]

97. Moe.

[senseandsensibility]

99. That is soooo funny!

He's such a sleazeball, but unlike Moe, he has no talent.

[chookie]

98. His Chimperial Highness

or His Chimperial Majesty

[mnhtnbb]

100. Liar-in-Chief

or Bushie Boy

[yurbud]

101. Texas Tard

[yurbud]

102. ManHo client (PIC & LINK)

http://mysite.verizon.net/myk15/bushhugsmanho.html

[LibDemAlways]

103. I'm in the habit of calling him "the chimp"

or "that shithead moron" depending on how charitable I'm feeling.

[theophilus]

105. Spurious George n/t

[Endangered Specie]

107. Il Dunce!

[brettdale]

108. Bush*t

Bush*t.

[degreesofgray]

109. President Dumbass

though I also like Mein Kriegsfuehrer.

[spinbaby]

110. Crusader Bunnypants

[6000eliot]

112. He struck me as a douche bag from the first time I saw him,

so that's what I've always called him.

[Peter Frank]

114. Bush (himself) is a small Potato"e"...

He's most recent "Dan Quail" of the NWO.

Don't investigate the caged bird -- investigate the cage.

[laylah]

116. Dumbass n/t

[B Calm]

118. Mike Malloy's President Chucklenuts

[neweurope]

119. I call him the MASS MURDERER.

Your choices are much too harmless.

------------

Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

120. Formerly - sociopath in chief, Informally - the shrub. eom

[LWolf]

122. George W. Bush.

I like to walk my talk. Since I say that bullying, name-calling, etc. are aspects of incivility, and I want to be civil, I'll just use the name. It's neutral. On the days I can't bring myself to type "Bush," I'll go with *. It represents the man who sits in the white house, regardless of what you call him.

I'll say that I don't respect what this man has accomplished in office. I'll say that I think he is a national humiliation. I'll say that the people who put him in office make me angry. All true. I won't stoop to what I see as the lowest common denominator in human social skills to express it, or at least I'll make every effort to rise above that urge.

I'll also won't hesitate to respond, forcefully, to any insinuation that I'm a troll because I prefer civility.