I think the only thing that could make this offer any better

[DrDan]

is a different quote - like his "fool me once . . . " quote

it is more inspirational, I believe

http://www.newsmaxstore.com/nms/showdetl.cfm?&DID=6&Product_ID=1930&promo_code=1C18-1

[BlueEyedSon]

1. "If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier,

just so long as I'm the dictator."

[MrModerate]

2. Concentric circles drawn on the portrait . . .

And a supply of suction-cup darts?

[electropop]

3. No, the pointy kind.

[yella_dawg]

4. That's the official White House portrait

that they give away. Gotta love that capitalism.

[MADem]

8. They need to update that one--it's from 2000, and he looks twenty years

older, and ten times more dessicated, nowadays.

[Sawkrates]

5. I go with

2+2=5
freedom is slavery
ignorance is strength

[Arkansas Granny]

6. It took me a minute to realize that this was a serious offer. LOL.

And it's even on clearance right now. What a deal!

[Dora]

7. That quotation is just the best, and it proves how smart he is.

After all, it has FOUR semicolons in it.