You might be a redneck/RWer if... (finish sentence)

[Rocknrule]

You learned to put your underwear on yellow in front, brown in back
Your house has wheels and your car doesn't
You think 401K is your mother's bra size
When you go to a wedding, everyone's on the same side of the church
Your favorite pick-up line is "Hey sis, get in the back of the truck"

[AndyA]

Your idea of quality time with your Grandmother is

While she's sitting on the toilet! :rofl:

[Bozita]

1. ... you never heard of Sunnis and Shi'ites until Jan '03 -- just like Bush

[KyndCulture]

2. You go shopping for your sister and your girlfriend and only...

have to buy one gift.

[Rocknrule]

3. Your bathtub is the bed of a truck filled with water

[Warpy]

4. You think yer 12 year old cousin you knocked up aint growed up

enough to git an abotion, but she's fine havin a baby.

[patcox2]

5. The TV that works is sitting on top of the TV that doesn't work.

I hate the blue collar comedian schtick, especially Larry the proudly ignorant and belligerant moron.

[movie_girl99]

6. you have a slop bucket in the kitchen n/t

[_testify_]

7. If you think Jeff Foxworthy is funny?

[Ksec]

8. you love this country and dont mind corrupt politicians sending your job

to China, because you live in the greatest country in the World despite the corruption, corporate greed and war profiteering it has become entrenched in.

[Horse with no Name]

9. You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

You've ever used lard in bed.
Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the
State Trooper to kiss her ass.
Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
If you've ever financed a tattoo.

[Avalux]

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