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[helderheid]

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. #1 - Where am I? Why am I here?

#3 - Hey, Pervez, I'M supposed to be first! You can't walk in front of me!

[TomInTib]

2. That is some derned fancy footwork in #3...

The Two-Stepper-in-Chief.

[MADem]

5. Dancing with the Czars??? n.t

[Richard D]

3. They look like robots

Legs totally straight. Stiff. Very odd looking. People don't walk like that.

[MADem]

4. Two clowns wearing lifts in their shoes

...and massive amounts of body armor! Not confidence-inspiring, surely....

[katty]

6. 1)MtoW:he's protecting us,2)god,what's that?3)hey! get backhere!

[flordehinojos]

7. Photos No.1 and 3,

bush's brain,"It is great to have these human shields around"--bush's words to musharaff,Thank you for being one of the human shields for me. Geez i never thought you'd be willing to take the bullet for me.

[Rocknrule]

8. #3: "Domo arigato, Mr. Robato...no, not even a titter?"

[Blackthorn]

9. #3...

"Hehehehe I think it'd be really funny if I put my foot our and trip him. Hehehe that'll make him look stupid. Hey wait..."

[BringEmOn]

10. #1 I gotta get my White House guards uniforms like that.

#2 (pout)My daddy never held me like that

#3 Pup tent? Right this way, big boy.

[Initech]

11. #2 - "Heh, I'm looking at a picture of myself at a photo op!"

[misternormal]

12. Captions...

#1 Did we park the car in the Micky or Goofy row??

#2 So, the country will be a dictatorship when I grow up???

#3 So... The goose step looks like this right???

[TomInTib]

13. Photo #3 ....The Paki Pokey...You put your right hand in, you take

your right hand out...you put your right hand in and you shake it all about...you do the Paki Pokey, and you turn yourself around...that's what it's all about!

Then of course, there's the Delhi Pokey that goes something like...

"You put your nuclear arms in, you take your nuclear arms out, you put your nuclear arms in, and you then you sell them unilaterally out, you do the Delhi Pokey and you turn around 50 years of international nuclear agreements for currently unknown, but surely nefarious reasons - that's what it's all about.