It's Hard Out Here For A Chimp!!!

[Leopolds Ghost]

To the tune of "It's Hard out Here For a Pimp" by the 3-6 Mafia:

Well It's Hard out here For a Chimp
There's a whole lotta Bushes gettin' bent.
While there's not a lot of money bein' spent
To help no hurricane survivors pay the rent.

Well It's Hard out here for a Chimp
gotta make a livin' on the money poppy sent.
When yo poll numbers start to take a dip
There's a lot of politicians jumpin' ship.

Now It's Hard out here for a Chimp
When yo foreign allies think you look like Shemp.
And yo high-priced (women) wouldn't get them sent
In they' Manolos to Nola, so you went.

Now It's Hard out here for a Chimp
When yo clockers think dat they tha prez-ni-dent.
What I give to play touch football wit' Jack Kemp
'Stead of killah Cheney on a huntin' trip.

It's Hard out here for a Chimp
Competition's got no spyin' on the johns.
This one, sez he's got a black baby and he's limp
Guess he'll back me when I move to take out Saddam.

Well, It's Hard out Here For a... Chimp!!!

[Lori Price CLG]

1. That is great. Kicking/nominating. n/t

[Nikki Stone 1]

2. Now THIS shoulda won an Oscar...

:D

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

3. LOL!!!! That's too easy! WHy didn't I think of it!

Well done!!!!!

[TomInTib]

4. Tellit..

recommended

[Lori Price CLG]

5. Can I publish this on CLG?

If so, pls. write back to me: [e-mail] - I see you can't accept private messages yet, I tried to PM you.

Thanks,
Lori Price
CLG

[Leopolds Ghost]

11. Thanks Lori!

I sent you an e-mail. Not sure why my PM didn't work.

PS-- How do you like my new Bushi Arabia sig? Based
on an actual Saudi tourism insert. Full version:

[Lori Price CLG]

16. Thanks much, Leopolds Ghost. Published on CLG. :) n/t

[jean]

6. Isn't it "for a pimp?" (pronounced 'foe' a pimp)

[Leopolds Ghost]

9. Yep, you right! ;-)

brain fart, sorry. Just corrected it!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

7. Just another kick and rec!

This is tooo sweet!

[blue cat]

8. thank you for making me laugh n/t

[Shine]

10. Very clever, Leopolds Ghost. Well done.

:applause:

welcome to DU, btw...you'll fit in just fine.
:)



:toast:

[Leopolds Ghost]

12. Aww, thanks. ;-)

n/t

[Lori Price CLG]

13. URL for the Chimp song:

http://www.legitgov.org/its_hard_out_here_for_a_chimp_060306.html

Lori Price
CLG

[Leopolds Ghost]

14. Much Honored

Feel free to pass it on. :-)

[Mnemosyne]

15. That is good parody Leopold!

K&R

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