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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 10:34 PM
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It's baseball season and if Derek Jeter found out he was pregnant
and knew he'd miss half the season if he remained pregnant.... do you think he'd remain pregnant?

Hell no---

Shit--the Yankees would probably have a stip in his contract instructing him to terminate the pregnancy or risk forfeiture of his pay for that season.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 10:38 PM
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1. If men could get pregnant
abortion would be a sacrament.
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FlemingsGhost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 10:40 PM
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2. But, Derek Jeter is gay ... so the point is moot.
:evilgrin:
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 10:40 PM
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