Anyone remember that fundie masturbation "support " website?

[FlemingsGhost]

Ya know, the one where they all shamefully confess that they had "fallen" the night before, but were resolved "to walk God's path from this point forward." Only to post a day or two later to promise the same thing.

Who's got a link? I need a good laugh ...

[Left Is Write]

1. Good grief.

If God hadn't intended for people to masturbate, He would have fixed it so we couldn't reach our own stuff.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. Hmm...

www.fapfapfapfapfap.com ? ;-)

[FlemingsGhost]

3. Nobody?

Damn!

[Bigmack]

4. Use both hands on the keyboard....

.. to look next time!

I think this parody site is good, and Betty Bowers should have something to say, too, but I don't think there are any real anti-masturbation sites left.
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President Bush is proud to introduce an ambitious new phase in the fight to preserve all that is decent in America. Conceived and championed by the revered Republican think tank Americans for Purity, "Operation Infinite Purity" is dedicated to the complete eradication of masturbation from American soil by the year 2008.

Masturbation is more dangerous than atheism. Doctors of a generation ago knew this, but over the course of recent Democratic administrations, and their prevailing philosophy of "if it feels good, do it" – this problem has spiralled out of control.
Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp