Bumper sticker I saw today: 'Don't Mess With Jesus'...

[cynatnite]

:wtf:

Does this mean Jesus will kick my ass?

[DanCa]

1. If it's Texas Jesus hell ya. (nt)

[Jack from Charlotte]

24. Jeez if you love honkus. *

*

[FlemingsGhost]

2. Don't pimp him out like a $5 whore, either. (n/t)

Flem.

[DetroitProle]

3. how exactly does one mess with Jesus?

You can go up to him and start shoving him and saying, "what, you got a problem? Want to take this outside?"

[jobycom]

4. Nobody fucks with the Jesus

Eight year olds, Dude.

[Sal Minella]

9. You were over the line, Smokey.

[Midnight Rambler]

14. Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude

n/t

[Sal Minella]

20. This is BOWLING. Bowling has RULES.

[Midnight Rambler]

21. Bullshit, Walter

Gimme the marker, Dude. I'm marking it an 8.

[Sal Minella]

29. Smokey, my friend, you're entering a world of pain. Mark that frame

an eight, you're entering a world of pain, Smokey.

[az chela]

5. ummmmmmm thats spanish for hesus

he is a gangbanker dude

[Bozita]

6. Is this the Jesus who kicked the moneychangers out of the temple?

Or is it Pat Robertson's Jesus?

[cynatnite]

7. Well, it was red on top, white in the middle and blue on the bottom...

and on a monster SUV. I'm leaning toward's Pat Robertson's version.

[Bozita]

8. If he got a huge tax break for buying the jumbo SUV, it's Robertson

6,000 pounds. Anything heavier, the buyer gets the taxpayers to pay for the bulk of the cost of a truck or SUV.

See a Hummer? Odds are, you helped pay for it.

[PatrioticLeftie]

10. Oh come on,

Everyone knows Jesus loved to kick ass. I hear he also hates the poor.

[Charlie Brown]

11. ". .. or he'll kill you" n/t

[Chovexani]

12. Man, I really don't like that Jesus

I'll hang out with this one instead.

[Jara sang]

13. Why don't people want to have a meal with Jesus?

What's wrong with him? Does he smell?

[TahitiNut]

15. Obviously a Hispanic with an attitude.

:evilgrin:

[DaveColorado]

16. In West Texas I saw a funny one

"Jesus or Hell."

I also saw an old paint truck full of signs with stuff like:

"Don't kill Terri Schievo."

But yeah it's Texas.

[ChristianLibrul]

17. I won't mess with Jesus

The only people messin' with Jesus are theofascists like Falwell who are rewriting the New Testament into the King George Version.

[Bridget Burke]

18. Yes, the phrase "Don't Mess With..." came out of....

Texas's anti-littering campaign. For Texas, it's worked better than "Please be neat!"

I'd say that the Faux Christians have been busy sullying the words & works of Jesus.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

19. Chuck Norris Jesus will.

:D

[bunkerbuster1]

22. This Jesus will kick your ass...

http://exchristian.net/exchristian/2005/03/swearing-jesus.php

[genie_weenie]

23. Because Jesus built my Hot Rod!

The Way to Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs...

[lectrobyte]

25. He carries a shotgun, don't mess with him.

Is this like the sickest toy or what?

[Protagoras]

26. That's almost the exact image that popped in my mind

when I saw the OP.

Only difference is I imagined him wearing camo. I'm sure that will come out next year though. Maybe for an extra $15 you can buy his armored assault vehicle too.

Sad, sick, and prophetic.

[AzDar]

27. OMFG!! It's from 'Jesus Christ, SUPERSTORE'....(my glasses just

fogged up...)

[bullwinkle428]

28. "My God can beat up your God" (n/t)

[Rocknrule]

30. "My God has a bigger dick than your God"

to quote George Carlin

[alittlelark]

31. Jesus was a progressive commie.

Find anything he said that would refute my statement. He was a long haired liberal ('whacko' by definition of current neo-christofascists). Christ would die for you so you could lose your evil hatred of others.

That's why the christo-fascists focus on the OLD TestAMENT.

[Mugsy]

32. I like mine better.

I like mine better:



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