My subconscious is going nuts!

[Pacifist Patriot]

Over the last few weeks I have been having the most intricate, vivid and strange dreams. I mean the type you couldn't possible keep up with in a dream journal. I wake up and it takes that nano-minute to sort through dreamland and reality.

I woke up this morning thinking it was January 2007. Cheney had resigned and Jeb Bush was VP. (My subconscious failed to fill me in on the mid-term legislative results.) But Jeb as VP? Heaven forbid!

Then I got to thinking about it.

1. There are rumors Cheney is going to resign.

2. Jeb is term-limited out of a gubernatorial run and has not mounted a Senate campaign.

3. Bush Co. IS that arrogant.

*shudder*

Someone pinch me.

[SpiralHawk]

1. You need to tune into your Superconscious

Doggone it.

If that doesn't help, then follow George AWOL Bush's lead: read a copy of "My Pet Goat"

I guarantee you that you will not be bothered by a damn thing while you kick back and have a nice read.

[babylonsister]

2. Consider yourself pinched. Now go take a nap and change

the end of your dream, ASAP! :spank:

[bloom]

3. Your subconscious might be on to something

"perish the thought"

[Sal316]

4. That's ok, I had a dream the other night....

....where I was yelling at Bill Frist on the Senate floor.

I woke up going :wtf: !

[elehhhhna]

5. I've been calling that one for years already. Get on board. It's coming.

[TahitiNut]

6. (cough) Uh ... "nuts" is a Good Thing™

I'm proud to be a Nut. :silly:

[Stephanie]

7. It wouldn't be so different than nominating his personal attorney to SC

I have no doubt he would try this. The only thing preventing him is sibling rivalry and fear of being shown up by his slightly less stupid bro.

[havocmom]

8. Since his only real concern when making appointments is with loyalty

and the circle of those he can trust to remain loyal gets smaller... I can see it happening. And it has the added attraction of being dynastic, which would make Mother very happy.

There is another bonus for the junta: The corporate puppet masters would not have to waste their time breaking the new emperor in at a lot of meetings to give him his agenda come 09.