Rummy--Pentagon Briefing on Cnn at 11:15 ET

[rodeodance]

[napi21]

1. Let me know if he says ANYTHING interesting or believable.

I haven't been able to watch Shrub on TV for a LONG time, and now Rummy has graduated into the same catagory! I just get way too pi**ed off when I see either of them, and I'm not into that much self abuse!

[Greeby]

2. Sorry, but I think I'll pass

Life's hard enough without descending into the Orwellian nightmare that is Rummyspeak

[snooper2]

3. Dipshit will also be...

on War TV

http://pentagonchannel.feedroom.com/iframeset.jsp?ord=731387

[Roland99]

4. Bet he downplays the Iranian compromise and plays up the weapons....

"found" in Iraq that "came" from Iran.

[Jacobin]

5. "No one could have imagined that

Iraqis would object to Americans blowing all their shit up and torturing them. To question us about that hurts the troops and enables the enemy."

"There is not and will not be a civil war in Iraq. I don't do quagmires."

"We'll leave Iraq when I'm good and ready to leave Iraq and not a moment sooner and anyone who questions that is going to hell and is a godless commie bastard."

"It's only a few deadenders. We are making GREAT progress and the insurgency is almost defeated. Make no mistake. Our enemies won't give up and we must be prepared to stay and fight Iraqis for as long as I say we should. If you question me, you are a guttersnipe traitor and I will have my security forces come kill you and rape your wife and kidnap your children."