What is the best & worst bumper sticker you've seen?

[BushOut06]

Best: THESE COLORS DON'T RUN THE WORLD EITHER (In response to all those "These colors don't run" stickers)

Worst: Gee, where to start? Everytime I see one of those "Terrorist Hunting Permit" stickers I wanna :puke:

[Botany]

1. Worst

If Kerry wins, the terrorists win

[BlueIris]

42. Reminds me of the "you can't be Catholic and pro-abortion"

stickers the Republicans sent to the churches of their worshippers in my area before the election.

[bryant69]

2. Worst

Some large number (i can't remember the figure) of troops are fighting in Iraq for your freedom and are going to vote for their Commander in Chief). Are you going to negate their votes by voting for Kerry?

Homeade on a computer, and taped in teh back window- drove me nuts everytime I saw it.

Well, more nuts, anyway.

Bryant
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[BOSSHOG]

3. A couple have stuck in my mind

Bests:

- He's been dead for 2000 years, get over it
- Look honey, another prolife warmonger
- Christian by choice, democrat by the grace of God
- Focus on your own Damn Family

Worst:

- Heritage not hate (real popular in states with the confederate flag incorporated into their state flag)
- You have your X, I have Mine (more "conservative" values comparing the confederate flag to Malcom X.
- These colors don't run (on the truck bumpers of chickenhawks)

[Brazenly Liberal]

8. "Focus on your own damn family"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That's the best one so far.

[flygal]

35. Look honey, another pro-life warmonger

My fav!!

[Initech]

4. Best: The Emperor Has No Brains. Worst:

Dear God
Why do you allow violence in schools?
Concerned citizen

Dear Concerned Citizen
I'm not allowed in schools.
God

[Katherine Brengle]

40. That is deeply disturbing.

[Webster Green]

5. My favorite: "Jesus is coming, look busy"...

I used to have that one, and it got more laffs and thumbs up than any other I've had.

Worst: W'04

[Mad_Dem_X]

48. I have that Jesus one

When I saw it in the store, it cracked me up so hard I had to buy it.

Some of my worst:
"It's a child, not a choice"
"I'm not Fonda Kerry" (WTF?)

[joefree1]

6. Save a tree

Best: To save a tree remove a bush.

Worst: Liberals are evil (whoo, so creative).

[Mrs. Overall]

7. Worst: I saw this recently--

John Kerry and Ted Kennedy Will Take Away Your Guns!

(this same pickup also had: John Kerry Didn't Win!)

[zanne]

49. "Impeach Cheney First" nt

[ocd liberal]

9. FAVORITE: HONK IF YOU THINK I'M JESUS

Worst: Thank God for the Red states

[DrRang]

10. Most Nauseating: "Lubya, Dubya" with a heart. Best was a little

old guy driving along and grinning with a sticker that said, "I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse."

[Vinca]

11. Favorite: "No Child Left a Dime - Bush/Cheney 2004" nt

[Reader Rabbit]

12. Favorite #1: Republicans for Voldemort

Favorite #2: I found Jesus! (He's passed out in my back seat.)

Worst? Here in Portland, that would have to be the Measure 37 (anti-gay marriage) Stickers: One Man/One Woman. :puke:

[Rosco T.]

13. Heh..

:applause:

[JPZenger]

14. "Is it 2008 yet?"

"Is it 2008 yet?"

[Katherine Brengle]

41. Your good ones are reeeeally good! And the bad one is ew. n/t

[Initech]

15. Another fav: Looked like a Bush / Cheney campaign sticker but said:

Enron / Halliburton '04.

[Rocknrule]

16. Best: Bush/Palpatine 2004

Worst: You're with us (elephant) or with the enemy (donkey)

These are just at the top of my head

[malmapus]

17. Hah you beat me with Terrorists Hunting Permit

for the worst.

Best so far: I wish the Rapture would come so I can take my country back.

[salin]

18. Green with white print "Not My Man"

its a hoosier thing - in response to a gazillion green with white print signs and stickers saying "My Man Mitch" - all of which seem to have disappeared in the past year...

[Catchawave]

19. Best and Worst

Best: "I may be a bleeding heart liberal, but at least I have a heart."

Worst: "Your mother was Pro-Life"

[DetroitProle]

20. someone please tell me what this means:

"Don't blame me, I voted for Bush"
Saw it on a pickup truck on I-94.
For the life of me I don't understand it.

[ComerPerro]

29. Maybe a holdover from 1993? Or, just an idiot

"Hey, don't blame me for the rise of fascism in America. Sure, I voted for Bush, but so did a few other people..."

[ComerPerro]

21. Best: "</Bush>"

[meganmonkey]

22. "Pray for an End to Abortion"

Sorry, lady, I would rather distribute condoms and birth control and sex education to end abortion, but that's just me :eyes:


Not the worst ever, but the worst I saw today on my way to work.

[BushOut06]

33. Hmmm, that's actually not a bad one

I don't think anyone in this country actually wants abortions - but we have different ideas on how to achieve an end to abortion. They want to do away with birth control (or at least make it difficult to obtain), and make abortion legal. We value a woman's right to choose, but at the same time we'd like to make abortion unnecessary altogether by effective & affordable means of birth control and education.

[meganmonkey]

34. But my point is that praying won't end it

And most people who oppose abortion politically for religious reasons also believe in abstinence-only education, and think contraception should be illegal.

Which I why I mentioned in my previous post the need for sex education and contraception just like you did, but maybe you didn't read that far :shrug:

edit for spelling

[theHandpuppet]

23. Worst: "Happiness Is A Warm Machine Gun"

Spotted in a grocery store parking lot in Front Royal, VA.

Tied for Kuckledragger Sticker of the Year: A bumper sticker reading "I Have A Dream...". Anyone thinking this reference to MLK's famous speech had anything to do with our civil rights leader's dream of a color blind America will be rudely awakened upon closer inspection of ths sticker, which sports a picture of the Capital building with the Confederate Stars and Bars flying over it. Spotted in Martinsburg, WV on a commercial truck from Maryland.

Best: "I Was Born O.K. The First Time" -- seen this morning in Martinsburg, WV

[ComerPerro]

31. That "I have a dream" one is sick, sick, sick

[Katherine Brengle]

43. Someone seriously had a bumper sticker wishing for a return to the pre-

Civil Rights era of embarassing American history????????

People like that make me want to rethink my stance on violent aggression.

[Johonny]

24. Worse

By far is any version of the fish with Darwin written in it being eatin by a fish with Jesus written in it. First why does the fish have Jesus written in it. Don't they understand it's redundant. Second why would anyone advertise their own basic stupidity. Third why does this person want to share their own inner confusion over religion and science.

[ComerPerro]

28. The one I hate is a Darwin fish being eaten by a fish that says "Truth"

What truth, exactly? I mean, honestly?

How arrogant can people be?

[Johonny]

32. I always take that to mean

the person is a strong supporter in survival of the fittest.

[BlueIris]

25. Most offensive: "Real feminists don't kill babies." Best...hmmm....

erhm. I think I might still be waiting for that one.

[BlueIris]

37. Okay, it wasn't a sticker, it was a couple of signs on a back windshield:

handmade, each maybe four by six inches...black lettering on white background...

"BUSH BODY BAGS" "(Current total American casualties in Iraq)"

The second one looked like it was updated daily.

The best part--the minivan was being driven by a skinny old white guy, and had alumni stickers/faculty parking permits all over it from Oregon State University--one of the most conservative universities in Oregon and NOT a place I have ever heard of anyone protesting the war.

[laruemtt]

26. Worst:

NUKE 'EM ALL AND LET ALLAH SORT THEM OUT seen when driving from jacksonville, florida, to st. augustine.

[ComerPerro]

27. Worst

Support President Bush
and our troops



:puke:

[Beaverhausen]

30. "If Mary was pro-choice there would be no Christmas"

I just saw that the other day. :puke:

[Texasgal]

36. Okay..

Favorite: Imagine whirled peas! :rofl:

Worst: "W" The president. :puke:

[Spirochete]

38. I think the worst was

"9 out of 10 terrorists agree - anybody but Bush"

I think my favorite (seen on an SUV) was "I'm for the separation of church and hate"

[Katherine Brengle]

39. Most Ironic: "Don't Steal--The Government Hates Competition"--right next

to a bunch of Bush/Cheney stickers.

Go figure... I don't think the person who stuck them had any idea how funny it was.

[Sapphire Blue]

44. Best: POVERTY - THE MOST DANGEROUS WMD

[Katherine Brengle]

46. I have a button that says "Poverty is a Weapon of Mass Destruction"--

it's one of my very favorites. My other fave has a picture of a 1940s-esque blonde woman at a typewriter and says "They write what they're told." I love it to death.

[Nikki Stone 1]

45. "Come the Rapture, Can I have your car?" (Still my fave)

The most offensive: Peace begins in the womb.

As if forcing rape victims to give birth to their attackers offspring will stop the war in Iraq,Iran, against terrorism...

[pstokely]

47. Worst Stickers: any on this site

http://www.victorywon.com/pro_life_products.asp?group_id=174&site_id=11