The 10 Commandments, post-Bush:

[Rocknrule]

1. Thou shalt not allow anyone else to worship any God besides Me
2. Thou shalt not worship graven images, except the American Flag
3. Thou shalt not take any Republican President's name in vain
4. Remember the Sabbath Day (can't think of any change that would go in here)
5. Honor your father, even if he beats and molests you
6. Thou shalt not kill**************
7. Thou shalt not steal**************
8. THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTRY, as it is the greatest sin of all
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness when blow jobs are concerned
10. Thou shalt covet thy neighbor's wife, his ass, or his wife's ass, as the whole world belongs to you, the Chosen Party

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. Perhaps this for #4

Remember the Sabbath Day by shopping at WalMart, the Church of Neocapitalism.

Good ones, though I'd say, Thou shalt not kill anyone except those Bush tells you are terrorists
Thou shalt not steal any elections if you can be caught doing it; otherwise, anything goes.

[BoneDaddy]

2. Very good

I like that one.

[BattyDem]

3. Thou shalt not kill ...

unless it's a brown, non-Christian

Thou shalt not steal ... unless it's from the US Treasury, the poor or a foreign country.

Thou shalt not commit adultry. Well, actually ... you can commit it all you want, just don't get caught. Be especially careful when you and a buddy take a weekend hunting trip with women other than your wives. (By the way ... don't forget to duck if your buddy is named "Cheney")

[Rocknrule]

4. Thou shalt not steal

unless thy name is Diebold

[Crankie Avalon]

5. Thou shalt not kill...

...the unborn, but the born are always fair game--Now let's do some quail huntin'!!!

Thou shalt not steal and get caught over and over again like Cunningham, Delay, etc., etc.

Thou shalt not bear false witness except when you need to "swiftboat" an opponent.