CNN Breaking News: New Low.

[ClusterFreak]

They give us their "Breaking News" logo and music....to tell us there's a new book out detailing Barry Bonds' alleged steroid use??!!

A book.

Breaking News.

Bonds on 'roids.

:wow:

[Rufus T. Firefly]

1. Shock and disbelief.

I...I gotta lie down.
:wtf:

[JHB]

2. So? What isn't broken about that "news"?

:evilgrin:

[Initech]

3. I will hereby now refer to CNN as the "DUH!!!" Network.

:wow:

[valerief]

4. Who is Barry Bond? Should I care?

[MadMaddie]

5. Who cares.....

The media is worthless.....

[in_cog_ni_to]

6. *sigh* ya, never mind we have a dictator who needs to be IMPEACHED.

Bonds is so much more important.:eyes:

[Dinger]

7. (Potential/Fantasy) Breaking News: CNN Sold To DU!!

Now, THAT would be news! Ahhhhh, that felt so goooood.

[LisaLynne]

8. Ooo, just reading that made me get all happy.

:)

[Dinger]

9. Oooh, Thanks : ) Suggestions For Anchorpersons?

Just asking, and lobbying (for me :) , or any of the others 85K+ DU members (freepers excluded of course)

[Uncle Joe]

10. It is a SIN to view CNN,

commandment #11, though shall not be brainwashed with pablum whilst the earth is burning.

[madinmaryland]

11. I'm shocked! Shocked I say!

:rofl:

[Norquist Nemesis]

12. Thought it might new poll numbers for Bush!

*sigh*

[lectrobyte]

13. Every now and then, I wonder if I'm missing anything by not watching the

news. Thanks for reminding me of the answer to that question.