Being George Bush ---pix--->>>

[Stephanie]

Visitors to the White House are blasted by the prop wash from President Bush's helicopter, Tuesday, March 7, 2006, as he left for a trip to Texas to vote in local elections. Bush will visit the New Orleans area on Wednesday before returning to Washington.. (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060307/480/0904c19fd663433f9cbd0cc60f8a633c

[boston bean]

1. The first one looks like he just came out of the woods from taking

a pee afer he made his entourage pull over to the side of the road.

[marmar]

2. Or from out of his cave...

:scared:

[Fridays Child]

3. The liver-lipped little fucker can't cast an absentee ballot?

What did that trip cost American taxpayers?

[Sperk]

4. he looks like a friggin corpes in the 5th photo

n/t

[sinkingfeeling]

5. That's not Bush. It's that guy who was on Leno.

[EwokMyWeewok]

6. Springtime for hitler and germany

winter for poland and france

[sallyseven]

7. Poor New Orleans

Haven't they suffered enough?

[neoblues]

8. A couple of captions, questions or comments.

Question. What does George Bush do when he goes out into the bushes alone?
Caption. "Can't a guy get any privacy--even out here in the bushes? A feller has needs you know..."
Comment. How do you spell R-E-L-I-E-F? Well, he'd like to have us think he was raised on a ranch, after all.

Caption. "Talk to the Hand..."
Question. What was that hand just doing? Does he wipe it good and clean (well, as clean as possible anyway) before waving at the cameras?
Comment. Do you suppose he uses his tie as a hand-kerchief? Eeeuw.

Caption. "Our hands are clean... see?"
Question. Where's George's left hand?
Comment. Pickles is thinking "I hope they know that my hand never gets dirty." and how's my complexion? She never goes in the bushes (on one maybe, but never in).

Caption. "We're all being blasted by the President's Prop Wash!"
Question. Why are they all so excited?
Comment. They're lucky, the First Lady has to put up with that and more. Imagine, for a "nice girl" from west texas, she's probably had to do alot of things she never imagined--just to 'catch' a spoiled little rich kid/Yalie/Skull and Boner from back east; luckily for her, once they were married (and Georgie aspired to office, stopped drinking, claimed to become Christian and moved into the public eye), she began to get to call the shots (hey, she might have always, secretly, been the one to wear the pants (just like Georgie's mum) in that relationship). One is tempted to say the First Lady's innocent, and that her husband is the prick**... true enough, but (a) she picked him, and (b) she enables him (if only by providing... whatever she provides for him). Yes, a prick (the world's biggest--in this case biggest is not a measure of size but rather of harm) enabler.

All hail the Prick, Prick in Chief (or Chief Prick) and/or President Prick.

**look up the definition--it's remarkably accurate.

[BringEmOn]

9. Freeper Lewinsky wannabees

[Blackthorn]

10. Second picture from the bottom...

...That wave looks familiar. I think it was the fashion in Germany 70 odd years ago.

[Stephanie]

11. Everywhere Little King George goes, Karl sends along an army of people

to applaud him. George does not like to board a flight without applause.