NO FORNICATION IN SOUTH DAKOTA!!!

[Horse with no Name]

Continue on with what you were doing...

[MissB]

1. Did they outlaw that too?

[Horse with no Name]

Not yet.

But if women were smart, they wouldn't even consider it till these worthless swine start changing the laws.

[Cleita]

9. Yes, they should grow victory gardens instead.

Let the men date the sheep. (That's a joke. I don't condone bestiality.)

[nookiemonster]

12. That's a pretty funny joke.

Why don't you "wimmin folk" take a stab at standing in those long lines buying waders and velcro gloves? You have no idea!

:rofl:

[JuniperLea]

2. The crack of dawn is no longer safe in some states

Sorry, couldn't resist.



:evilgrin:

[tridim]

3. Next up: No impure thoughts

They can see it in your eyes.

[MnFats]

4. And, in your best Eric Idle voice, "Masturbation is RIGHT OUT!"

or soon will be.

[Canuckistanian]

5. Let the heathens spill theirs on the dusty gound...

God will make them pay for each sperm that can't be found...

[Horse with no Name]

7. Well I think to be fair

If a man spills his sperm without depositing it into a proper vaginal receptacle, he should be arrested for child abandonment.:silly:

[xultar]

6. If I were a woman in SD I'd put a masterlock on the coochie.

That's all I'm sayin!

[Canuckistanian]

8. Here you go

[xultar]

10. ...

:rofl:

Needs a bigger lock though.

[kenny blankenship]

11. I say we rescue as many uteruses out of that sinkhole as we can.

Blanket asylum in other states, no questions asked. If you got an innie not an outie then you're in.
This will require a massive relocation effort to handle all the refugees--yes goddammit REFUGEES--and we'll have to chip in and make sacrifices.
But we can do this. We handled the Federal Government's fuckup of Katrina, and tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands of people from New Orleans are making a new life for themselves permanently in the other states, which have taken them in.
This is an occasion like Katrina only worse, to which we must rise. West Germany did this for East Germany, so we in the rest of the Union, should certainly be capable of doing this for South Dakotans with uteruses.
Once the humanitarian catastrophe has been dealt with we can turn our attention to regime change. My view is that if they do not change their course after we threaten them with North Dakota, then South Dakota should be invaded and given back to the Sioux and the buffalo.