pickles making a big announcement live on CNN

[ourbluenation]

hmmm...

[bottomofthehill]

1. Did she quit smoking?

[Horse with no Name]

6. or going to rehab for her obvious addictions? n/t

[Horse with no Name]

2. What?

Is she our new Vice President or something?:eyes:

[Dem Agog]

3. She's pregnant?

EWWW!

As an aside, my Freeper brother's nickname for his new lay is "Pickles". I'm glad I never have to meet her.

[enlightenment]

4. Don't tell me --

she found her ass -- using both hands?

[ourbluenation]

5. grants for school libraries in gulf coast - gift from her foundation

don't we just love the bushes now...

sorry pickles - too little too late

[ourbluenation]

8. who gives a rip about books if you don't have a place to live. eom

[Gemini Cat]

16. So true. nt

[Norquist Nemesis]

13. Complimentary Bibles!

Goes hand in hand w/Ws FBI (faith-based initiatives).

[soothsayer]

20. "Everything done will be justified by my foundation...And the money

came rolling in from every side, Laura-Pickles' hands reached far and they reached wide.... When the money comes rolling in what's a girl to do? Cream a little off the top for expenses, wouldn't you?..."

[ProdigalJunkMail]

23. butchering a beloved musical...

now I will not able to see it again without Laura's foundation coming to mind...thanks :-)

sP

[soothsayer]

24. Sorry! I made myself sad, too.

: (

[AllegroRondo]

27. Shes sending 5,000 copies of "My Pet Goat"

[MadMaddie]

30. Ummm...how bout some money to build homes for the kids...

that will eventually use the libraries!!!

[Love Bug]

32. Reminds me of the scene in "Evita"

where she gives prizes to a few people and the poor hail her as a hero.

[ThatsMyBarack]

Pickles is....

....a lesbian? ;)

[MidwestTransplant]

7. No more meds?

[Botany]

9. Laura & Lynne are getting a "cottage" together on Cape Cod?

Who cares ...... she is just another shill.

[Jack from Charlotte]

10. Did she quit wearing pants suits that match the material of......

the mat in the trunk of my wife's car?

[ourbluenation]

15. oh my god - there went my damn coffee - damn you!

:7

[NYC]

21. So that's where it came from!

I was wondering.

[Jack from Charlotte]

25. Regarding that material.....

It's only fair to point out that my wife has a fairly nice ride (Acura RL) and hence the material that lines the trunk is nicer than your average Nisssan Sentra or Toyota Celica.... so Laura "Unsafe at any speed" Bush has that going for her.

[NYC]

26. Well, pardon me for assuming the worst.

New York will never be more than runner up to Paris as the fashion capital, hence, my ignorance.

:hi: Anyway, you solved the mystery for me. Tell your wife to keep an eye on what's left of her trunk carpet. You never know when there will be another state dinner.

[Bake]

11. Starring as The Joker in new Batman movie ... n/t

Bake

[Bozita]

12. Isn't she supposed to be baking cookies or something?

Must be time for another Xanax.

[Mad_Dem_X]

14. I'm on the edge of my seat!

What profound philosophical statement will she grace us with? Details!

[izzybeans]

17. Did the Caldron boil over on Georgies yellow rug?

He's gonna be pissed. It's best she gets this out there now. When he gets home he'll be less violent because he would have already drank off the anger.

[Pacifist Patriot]

18. She picked out a new rug for the Oval Office so * can tell more stories!

[C_U_L8R]

19. If she had a brain, courage or heart

she'd divorce her misogynist chimp of a husband

[spuddonna]

22. She's going to give a statement probably since its Intl Woman's Day...

She'll probably talk of how we're bringing freedom to the women of Iraq and Afghanistan...

She'll say how important it is to educate our young girls...

She'll say how much she loved her career...

And I'll be vomiting into my trash can here... :puke:

[Beelzebud]

28. I've wondered this for awhile. Why do they call her Pickles?

[Love Bug]

33. That's *'s nickname for her.

[riona]

29. the new vp?

[Crankie Avalon]

31. She's unveiling the new rug she's picked Chimpy for the Oval Office. nt