If you were alone in a room with *

[Rocknrule]

and you could only say one sentence to him, what would it be?

[Kerrytravelers]

1. I'd hand him a book and say "Here. Try it. You might like it."

[Solly Mack]

2. Are there chairs in this room?

:)

[The Straight Story]

66. A stand reference :)

[Deep13]

3. Where's the door? nt

[Dinger]

4. BURN IN HELL, Cuz That's Where You're Going Asshole! (nt)

[niyad]

5. Resign immediately, and apologize to the whole world.

[Mythsaje]

6. "How does it feel to be a complete disgrace to your office?" n/t

[niyad]

7. are you familiar with hari-kiri?

[valerief]

8. The Thought Police would come after me if I wrote what I really want to

write now.

[corkhead]

9. I'd want to have a beer with him

:sarcasm:

[msgadget]

10. "Do you even know what 'increased productivity really means

or how it affects voters who have to work for a living?"

Edit for spelling

[slide to the left]

11. WHY?

[yellerpup]

12. Take your pants down...

Let's get this bj over with so you can finally be impeached!

[i miss america]

15. LOL!

:yourock:

[Rocknrule]

19. I hope you're not volunteering!

There's plenty of other people who would step up and do it (Hannity, Limbaugh, O'Reilley, Blair, Lieberman, hell, any Fox News staff member)

[yellerpup]

22. Yeah, but they wouldn't tell.

I WOULD do it to save the world. (but I wouldn't swallow)

[JuniperLea]

51. Make sure you have a nice dark colored dress on...

then spit, not swallow.

[Bake]

33. That's what is called "taking one for the team!"

Bake

[reichstag911]

69. Not exactly a "high, hard one," though... nt

[reichstag911]

34. LOL! nt

[Rocknrule]

13. Avada Kedavra!

:evilgrin:

[KyndCulture]

20. LOL! Perfect!

[soothsayer]

29. Beautiful!

[Kierkegaard]

14. "You'd look good with a toothbrush moustache."

[Janice325]

16. I'd probably say something like

"You make me sick," then I'd promptly vomit. :puke:
Oh, yes. I'd try to make sure I didn't puke on him. :sarcasm:
Edited because I just now learned how to use the sarcasm emoticon. Yay, me!!

[JuniperLea]

52. It would be beautiful if you could puke on him

and his favorite rug all in one hurl!

[MadMaddie]

17. I would not acknowledge his presense....

He is nothing to me...he doesn't deserve respect just because of the office he holds..

I would spit on his "little yellow rug" in the oval office.....ptuh.....

He means death to this country.....

I wouldn't feed his narcissistic, homophobic, megalomaniac personality with the acknowledgment of his existence...

[KyndCulture]

18. Eat shit, you vile excuse for a human being.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

21. Excuse me, where's the lady's room, sir?

[wakeme2008]

23. want to go bird hunting

:rofl:

[Shine]

24. I am deeply disappointed in you as a President. n/t

[Ganja Ninja]

25. "You suck!"

Then I'd kick him in the groin. Theoretically speaking of course.

[johnnie]

26. Nothing

I just sat here thinking about what I would say and I have absolutely nothing to say to that asshole. I have a feeling that anything that you say would only end up with him giving that stupid smirk of his and piss ya off.

[MiniMe]

27. I would ask him why he is trying to destroy America

[Just Me]

28. "When your judgment day arrives, I'll be the one yelling 'HOORAH'." nt

[Obamarama]

30. "You're wrong George. This carpet says ASSHOLE to me."

Bush Weaves Rug Story Into Many an Occasion
President Uses His Oval Office Floor Covering as a Metaphor for Optimism and Leadership

By Peter Baker
Washington Post Staff Writer
Tuesday, March 7, 2006; A15

Nothing says power like the Oval Office. The paintings of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. The bust of Dwight D. Eisenhower. The desk used by both Roosevelts.

And then there's the rug. Don't forget the rug. President Bush never does.

For whatever reason, Bush seems fixated on his rug. Virtually all visitors to the Oval Office find him regaling them about how it was chosen and what it represents. Turns out, he always says, the first decision any president makes is what carpet he wants in his office. As a take-charge leader, he then explains, he of course made a command decision -- he delegated the decision to Laura Bush, who chose a yellow sunbeam design.


"You know an interesting story about the rug?" he asked. "Laura designed the rug."


Bush went on: "The interesting thing about this rug and why I like it in here is 'cause I told Laura one thing. I said, 'Look, I can't pick the colors and all that. But make it say 'optimistic person.' "

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/20...

[C_U_L8R]

31. I'd kick him in the nuts

without saying a thing

NSA Disclaimer.... I mean figuratively Agent Mike... figuratively

[reichstag911]

32. "His Judgment Cometh, And That Right Soon."

Even that would be futile, for George's piety is nothing but a political tool. Otherwise, there's nothing I'd care to say to him. What I'd like to do, on the other hand...

[bluerum]

35. I would not waste my breath - but I would try and spit in his face. eom

[BlooInBloo]

36. What did the five fingers, say to the face???

SLAP!!!

Ahhh... thank you for the wonderful daydream!

:rofl:

[Sanity Claws]

37. Actions speak louder than words

I doubt I'd say anything. I'd just give him the dirtiest look and slam the door as I walked out.

[populistdriven]

38. You have something on your jacket

[sam sarrha]

39. he's alcohol and drug brain damaged, nothing would help him, he's lost

click on the link in my signature

[fooj]

40. Get out of OUR HOUSE you treasonous, rat bastard!

Peace.

[maveric]

41. "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

[gauguin57]

50. Maveric, yours is my favorite.

It's simple, but it says it!

[populistdriven]

42. Here is a bottle of 50 year old double malt, get the glasses

then leave him drunk and call Laura

[Deep13]

46. Fuck that! Give him the Dewars and we can drink the good stuff ourselves.

[PuraVidaDreamin]

43. This is a trick question right?

heh...heh

[Batgirl]

44. I would probably make eye contact and then just turn away

But if I had to say something it would be "Who cares what you think?"

[stepnw1f]

45. I'd Force Feed Him Pretzels

Lot's of them.

[Jamison]

47. I'd say this.

So you think Iraq is so safe and democratic...then go take a Sunday stroll through Baghdad.

[Deep13]

48. "Your zipper's down."

[gauguin57]

49. I would turn my back on him and "fart in his general direction."

Can one be arrested by the Secret Service for passing gas in the president's general direction?

[reichstag911]

68. If it's at a...

..."special event of national significance," it could result in a felony arrest under the PATRIOT Act. Remember, America über alles!

[ReadTomPaine]

53. Ezekiel 25:17

[Deep13]

60. Ezekiel 25:17 NIV:

"...I will carry out great vengeance on them and punish them in my wrath. Then they will know that I am the LORD, when I take vengeance on them."

[alfredo]

54. I would tea bag him.

[Deep13]

61. Get pictures.

Remember, the Enquirer prints in color now.

[Sanity Claws]

70. Huh?

I don't know what that means but I drink a lot of tea and have lots of teabags. If anyone should be able to teabag someone, I can. Just tell me how.

[alfredo]

71. Teabagging is pretty crude. You sure you want to know

what it is? A hint: Guys can do it and is done to people who pass out drunk with mouth agape.

[Sanity Claws]

73. I still can't figure it out

but perhaps ignorance is bliss, at least in this case.

[alfredo]

74. google teabagging.

What on a man hangs like a tea bag?

[mzteris]

55. part of line from

The Princess Bride.

You know the one. ;)

[Blue Belle]

58. Have fun stormin' the castle??

[mzteris]

64. it starts with

My name is Inigo Montoya . . . (only I wouldn't say THAT part! lol)

[lectrobyte]

62. Never start a ground war in Asia?

[rman]

56. "President of what?"

single best movie quote ever

[Beelzebud]

57. I wouldn't say one word.

And what I'd do, I can't type here for fear of imprisonment. :D

[laruemtt]

59. god WILL deal with you,

you phony christian.

[Blue Belle]

63. So can you get Radio Free Europe with that transmitter in your ear

- you know... the one that Karl's been dictating your Presidency through?

[lebkuchen]

65. You are a failure.

[The Straight Story]

67. Is that 'My pet goat' or are you just prepping for something else....

[NightOwwl]

72. Whenever I step on dogshit...

I think of you.

[warrens]

75. Sorry, man

(think J. Belushi in Animal House and the unfortunate folk singer)