Separated at Birth??? ---> Dick Cheney AND Bill Murray (Caddy Shack)

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SEPARATED at BIRTH?

(From Caddy Shack played by Bill Murray)

- - - - "Carl Spackler" - - - - - - - - Dick Cheney - - - -

YOU be the judge! WHICH ONE said the following...

"Direct threats require decisive action." - ???



"So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote." - ???



"I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I've gotta get inside this guy's pelt and crawl around for a few days." - ???



"If we have reason to believe someone is preparing an attack against the U.S., has developed that capability, harbours those aspirations, then I think the U.S. is justified in dealing with that, if necessary, by military force." - ???



"To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong." - ???



"It's absolutely essential that...we make the right choice because if we make the wrong choice then the danger is that we'll get hit again and we'll be hit in a way that will be devastating from the standpoint of the United States." - ???



"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will." - ???



"I'm absolutely convinced that the threat we face now, the idea of a terrorist in the middle of one of our cities with a nuclear weapon, is very real and that we have to use extraordinary measures to deal with it." - ???



"I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think." - ???

on edit - (here is a hint!):

[CoffeeCat]

1. Hey Dick...We got a pool and a pond...the pond would be good for you! (nt

[corkhead]

2. Let me guess... all Cheney

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5. I added a hit at the bottom of the post, on edit.

[BOSSHOG]

3. Carl Spackler is an intelligent man of integrity

compared to cheney.

And after you play golf on it, you can roll it up and smoke it.

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6. Yeah, but they are BOTH horrible shots. n/t

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. Damn---Carl Spackler would have been a better vice prez!

He makes way more sense than Cheney ever has...and Carl never shot a man in the face. At least Carl KNOWS what a gopher looks like and doesn't confuse them with people. :P

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11. I actually think he would be a better President too! n/t

[NewWaveChick1981]

12. Damn right he would! :)

Carl Spackler for President... Has kind of a "Cinderella Story" ring to it...

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13. By any chance....

could you "kick" my thread? One more vote and I make it to the "Greatest" page! (puh-leeeeeeeez:loveya:)

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. I already did...I was one of the four!

I tried to vote again but the system wouldn't let me...:(

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15. Thanks then anyway!!

:loveya:

[Mrspeeker]

7. LOL great work

And very funny :)

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8. Thanks! n/t

[Canuckistanian]

9. Dick Cheney - Cinderella story n/t

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10. More like - "Ghengis Kahn story".