... dignity to the White House
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http://progressive.org/mag_mc022206Anonymous wrote:
Sat, 2006-02-25 17:07
Top 11 known arrests/crimes by the family who would restore honor and dignity to the White House
11. Dick Cheney's first DWI.
10. George W. Bush's DWI.
9. Barbara Bush, minor in possesson of alcohol.
8. Jenna Bush, minor in possession of alcohol (3 times).
7. Dick Cheney's second DWI.
6. Laura Bush's vehicular homicide, record expunged.
5. George W. Bush's arrest for larceny (stealing a Christmas tree, really!).
4. Jeb's 24 year old daughter Noelle arrested for fraud at 1:15 am Walgreen's drive-thru in attempt to obtain prescription drugs.
3. Jeb's son George arrested for breaking into girlfriend's home and malicious destruction of property.
2. Jeb's other son John (Jebby) arrested for violating Florida sodomy law in a mall parking lot during days after 2000 election.
1. Jeb's wife for smuggling undeclared purchases into the United States (fined thousands).
Bonus:
1. Dick Cheney's third DWI.
2. Whatever earned George W. Bush a one year sentence of community service in Houston.
3. Neil Bush fined for his "ethical disability" in Silverado savings and loan investigation. Cost to tax payers: 1 billion dollars (still paying interest), Cost to Bush: $0. The $50,000 fine was paid by a banking deregulation lobby.