Bruce Willis wants to invade Columbia

[LiviaOlivia]

Bruce Willis Threatens Hollywood's Blow Supply
http://www.defamer.com/

The best part about actors having to give so many interviews to promote their just-released movies is that the likelihood of them saying stupid things greatly increases, giving us priceless moments like Bruce Willis proposing that we invade Colombia to stop the cocaine trade. Thank you, 16 Blocks!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11701188/

"The United States and everyone who cares about protecting the freedoms that the largest part of the free world now has should do whatever it takes to end terrorism in the world. And not just in the Middle East,” Willis said, according to one transcript of the conferences. “I’m talking also about going to Colombia and doing whatever it takes to end the cocaine trade. It’s killing this country. It’s killing all the countries that coke goes into."

“This is an ungrateful attitude toward Colombia’s sacrifices,” Colombian president Alvaro Uribe said, reports Agence France Presse. “This is arrogance, ignorance. This is an attitude that shocks the dignity of Colombia.” Uribe said.

[RB TexLa]

1. He wants to or wants us to?

If it's just him, he's going to lose!


I did read the post, just couldn't resist. :)

[donheld]

18. If it's just him, tell him to have at it

I'm sure he'll lose, but that's his worry not mine.

[LSdemocrat]

2. Let's give him a gun and other armed wackos and send them down there

See how they fare in actual combat

[degreesofgray]

3. Exactly what I was thinking.

I'd say here's a gun and some ammo, Bruce. General Pat Robertson has been expecting you.

[sandnsea]

4. He didn't say invade

I'm not sure that "whatever it takes" means the same to him now that it might have a few years ago. He seemed to be regaining some of his senses in the last couple of interviews I read. So I guess I'd give him a chance to explain those words before I jumped to conclusions that he was supporting more war.

[blonndee]

5. Not only arrogance and ignorance, but total

CLUELESSNESS. (I guess that's related to ignorance, though.) Coke is one of America's SMALLEST problems. If he thinks coke is killing America, he really IS stuck in his Moonlighting years. Jeezus. And what the fuck does coke have to do with "terrorism" and "protecting America's freedoms" anyway? What a fucking tool Willis is. Look what invading Afghanistan has done to quell the heroin trade. Psshhh.

[LiviaOlivia]

8. Yes indeedy. We have a winner!

You are so right. Meth, alcohol and smack are the killers. And Dubya.

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. Good - let him invade Colombia

By the time those drug dealers down there get ahold of him, he won't be around to make any more movies, or to make any stupid comments either.

[Old and In the Way]

7. Be an Army of One, Bruce.

I'm sure, with all your tough guy acting roles Bruce, you could single-handedly clean it up in a week.

Or, maybe you ought to invade the corporate/political/banking institutions here that make the big buck distributing the product instead of going after 3rd world farmers.

[IsItJustMe]

9. Go Bruce go. I'll catch you when you get back. I would help, but

[Mythsaje]

10. Go for it, Bruce!

Have a nice trip!

[dusmcj]

11. Uribe's reply is the real treat. nt

[Make7]

15. Oh, in so many ways....

U.S. INTELLIGENCE LISTED COLOMBIAN PRESIDENT URIBE AMONG
"IMPORTANT COLOMBIAN NARCO-TRAFFICKERS" IN 1991

http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB131/index.htm

[valerief]

12. If he's not against the heroin trade in Afghanistan, then

he must be for it!

[Webster Green]

13. The US is already in Columbia....

Spraying herbicide poisons wherever ChimpCo Inc. can't get in on the Coca-buck$, and using Columbia's proximity to Venezuela to send in the black-ops mutherfuckers for another attempt at getting rid of the popular, and democratically elected President Hugo Chavez.

[Zinfandel]

14. Invade a country because Bruce & his friends just can't say no?

[rucky]

16. His next movie: "Blow Hard"

Yippie-Kye-Yay Muthafucka!

[Azathoth]

17. Here's the deal, Bruce. We're a little tied up in Iraq right now, but

you go head on down to Columbia and get things started. It'll be just like a movie. You can kick ass and run around without your shirt, and we'll send backup just as soon as we're done with Operation Neverending Quagmire. Deal?

[teryang]

19. without the cocaine trade the stock market would collapse

Cocaine is a central prop to the American economy. This is why the poor communities are riddled with cocaine trade. The highest echelons in our society promote the liquidity of the illegal drug trade and integrate the revenues into the banking and economic structure via money laundering by "legitimate" corporations.

American elites have made their fortunes by drug trafficking since the early days of the republic. The founder of skull and bones was an old opium trader in the China trade. Some of the oldest and greatest American elite families made their bones in the drug trade with the far east. Nothing has changed.

[file83]

20. Drug money "oils" the Corporate world in the US - it's all CIA baby.