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I was scanning the channels for something to watch and I saw on the Military Channel a showed called "Human Cannonballs". After my shock and awe over using our soldiers as human cannonballs, I thought maybe we do need to spend more money with Halliburton to buy real cannonballs. While munching on a Cougar Burger a thought crossed my mind, "could it be that the Avon/Army Recruiter is using Avon to recruit Grandmothers to use as human cannonballs?"
I was appalled, shocked, disgusted that my Mom or Grandmother could be used as a cannonball. I checked the channel and realized it wasn't the Military Channel, it was a channel called DTMS. For some reason I thought that meant Military Channel, it really means Discovery Time something or other. I'm pleased to report that our Mothers are safe, for now. The Avon/Recruiter is out there, putting boots on the ground with our Grandmothers feet in them.
Now that I think of it, my Grandmother yelling hu-rah carrying an M-16 with her teeth missing frightens the hell out me.
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