I just saw a car with a "Powered by Christ" sticker on it.

[Midlodemocrat]

and now I am feeling like an absolute idiot. Here I was, putting GAS in my car when I could have had Jesus power it for me. As a person of faith, how did I miss this opportunity?

[mzteris]

1. I wonder how many

miles per gallon he gets?

:rofl:

[shoelace414]

2. "Powered by dead Jesus horses"

[Vinnie From Indy]

3. I wonder if Jesus prosecutes "drive offs" ?

That must be where the whole "Hell" thing came about. Jesus had it up to here with the drive-offs and created Hell to teach them a lesson. Do you think he stands behind thick bullet proof glass?

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Hey, no joke. Here in VA, you could use your license for that.

I wonder if I should fill up just in case?

[FredStembottom]

5. Cuz , as a liberal, you're riding with Satan?

;-)

[InvisibleTouch]

6. The economy fuel of the future?? n/t

[smirkymonkey]

7. Hah - Let's see how far Christ gets them when gas prices reach

$10 a gallon.

[ContraBass Black]

8. Damn, my whole family missed out.

Propel us, Lord!

[ContraBass Black]

9. .

[tridim]

10. So Jesus decomposed and became crude oil?

That sounds pretty sacrilegious.

[napi21]

11. I remember when that would have been considered blasfamous!

I guess it's the fundies who have destroyed America's morality and faith principals.

[Individualist]

12. If I saw that person,

I wouldn't be able to resist going up to him/her and saying, "You let Christ out of that gas tank RIGHT NOW!!"

[Quantess]

13. oh, the irony!

:banghead:
Sounds like that person doesn't truly know Jesus. They are a bit confused, LOL.

[KyuzoGator]

14. In effect, all cars are powered by Christ.

See, Jesus Christ died 2005 years ago in the Middle East. When his body was buried, it began contributing to a process of decomposition that over millions of years has led to the formation of fossil fuels deep beneath the surface in that region.

So yeah, that bumper sticker was accurate.

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Um,, hello?

Christ ROSE from the dead. Try to keep up. :)

[Coexist]

20. Oh, you just made me spew my Iced Tea!

:rofl:

[RaleighNCDUer]

24. And because Christ is God, and God is infinite

That's why we are never going to run out of oil!

I finally get it!

[Midlodemocrat]

26. Bingo.

We will never run out of oil!!! I am going out right now to buy a Hummer. The big one, not that little piece of crap....


:bounce:

[sui generis]

15. powered by republican excess!

I'm all for turning fat cat republicans into biodiesel.

It's not a renewable resource, BUT it is a short term energy fix.

[The_Casual_Observer]

17. GAsoline - the new Jesus juice?

[hippiechick]

18. Neighbor's yard sign: "Home Security provided by JESUS"

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

30. Shit. Then why do I have an alarm system?

I am fucking bleeding money here when it is unnecessary.

[tanyev]

19. Super Jesus can pedal REALLY fast!

[spinbaby]

31. Maybe he's got a hamster wheel

Sudden vision of man in robes running on a hamster wheel.

[pinniped]

21. That can't be possible because there's no way in hell....

all the oil on Earth was created in the last 6000 years.

[Kierkegaard]

37. Unless you believe in intelligent design...

[petgoat]

22. Powered by Christ? Can he drive on water? nm

[NV Whino]

23. Why, we've had that sort of thing around my neck of the woods for years

Yep, people here of a particular religious affiliation get in their cars, fire them up and "trust to God." The rest of us try to stay out of the way.

[TahitiNut]

25. Makes less sense than "Powered by Joan of Arc"

Christ wasn't burned ... in an internal combustion engine or any other way. :shrug:

Maybe I should put "Buddhist-Empowered" on my bumper. Would anyone get it? I wonder. :evilgrin:

[rabbit2484]

27. Must have been a "Warrior of God"

[Midlodemocrat]

28. Don't know about that. He had all his teeth.

[Lars39]

29. It's Rapture ready for the streets of gold!

:silly:

[progressoid]

32. What kind of octane rating does he get?

[Tyler Durden]

33. Reminds me of a joke.

Two nuns are driving in a car when it runs out of gas. The only container they have is a bedpan, but luckily the nearest gas station is less than a mile, so only a slight hassle.

They get back to the car, and are pouring the gas into the car from the bedpan, when a Baptist preacher drives by and sees this going on. He starts to cry and says "OH LORD! If I only had THEIR faith!"

[Bluebear]

35. LOL!

Rimshot!

[underpants]

34. Like my car? It's new

How do I afford it? I'm in debt up to my eyeballs

[lectrobyte]

36. Jesus rides beside me, He never buys any smokes

Your headline made think of that great line from a Replacements song. Sorry.

[valerief]

38. I drive a small car. I only need mine powered by Baby Jesus.

[Malikshah]

48. Is that akin to Tiny Elvis?

Just wondering...;)

[Hobarticus]

39. So, will it disappear after Easter? n/t

[Castilleja]

45. LOL! N/T

[Lindsay]

40. Congrats to all

on a thread full of high-octane snark. ;)

[terrya]

41. How many miles to the gallon does He get, anyway?

Is it like a hybrid sort of thing? :-)

[kevinbgoode]

42. How about. . ..

"Powered by a weeping madonna that I found drawn in my cereal bowl this morning"

[Midlodemocrat]

43. Dude. Put that thing on ebay post haste.

[Castilleja]

44. The power of christ propels it?

Oh brother....

[zbdent]

46. Pull them over after they "fill er up" and ask why . . .

:evilgrin:

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

47. Does he check the oil and wash the windshields too?

[leeroysphitz]

49. They must not have heard of "Peak Christ"...

Apparently the world is running out of cheap Christ especially with the introduction of emerging industrial nations in asia. i hope our strategic Christ reserves will be enough to tide us over until after Bush gets those Iraqi Christ fields running at full capacity.

I'm getting pretty tired of paying $2.50 for a gallon of Christ.

Just had to add that I hope they get rid of that Christ guzzling SUV and buy a hybrid (christ/muhammed powered) vehicle...

[AnnieBW]

50. Faith-Based Driving!

Hey, it's "faith-based driving!" Put a Messiah in your tank!

Actually, I never thought that the wafer contained oil. Flour and water, yes, but not oil.