The time has come...

[OrokuSaki]

to say goodbye to this cesspool!!!

There is no room for debate here. You all just love to go, "Yeah, me too!" It's pathetic, and it leaves no room for moderates.

Continue to masturbate over the rantings of such dimwits as Justice Breyer and Molly Ivins. You won't take back the Senate that way.

Love ya and peace,

Oroku Saki

[electropop]

1. Do you need a link for freeperville?

You may be much more comfortable there.

[Sammy Pepys]

2. Are you a mole?

C'mon, just come out and say it!

[LisaLynne]

50. A mole would have to have been here longer than that, don't you think?

:)

[MsFlorida]

3. truth was a little bit too much

for their tiny brain to comprehend....

[madinmaryland]

4. buh bye!!

don't let the door hit you on the way out.

[htuttle]

5. "dimwits as Justice Breyer"

Yea, what the fuck would a Supreme Court Justice know, anyway.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hey, somebody get the Pine-sol. This thread stinks...

[KitchenWitch]

6. Wow, You lasted a long time

x(

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

[bryant69]

7. Thank you for playing

We're sorry you didn't win, but please accept this complimentary copy of DU the home version.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[Sydnie]

25. ROFL!!!

You owe me a keyboard! :spray:

[wryter2000]

96. LMAO

I'm going to steal that one. :yourock:

[northofdenali]

100. ROFL bryant!!!!!!!

Can I get version 2.0?

[DURHAM D]

8. You could have just as easily said -

I didn't get enough love as a child and I need attention.

[FreedomAngel82]

9. Obviously you haven't stayed around too long

But bye? :shrug:

[Bluebear]

10. 13 whole posts, looks like you really 'debated' a lot

Back to hannity.com for ya!

[file83]

172. Hey, that's probably the most that guy has ever thought in his life.

:silly: 13 posts and he blew a gasket! :silly:

[jayfish]

11. Thanks For Wasting The Bandwidth. -NT-

Jay

[Deja Q]

164. That's like telling a mosquito "thanks for draining my blood".

Technically speaking, very little bandwidth was used.

Still, who likes mosquitoes? :D

[madokie]

12. some people just can't stand facts and truths

unless of course it is their facts and truths. I just don't see how you will be missed, go back home its only a few types away.

[LSparkle]

13. After only 13 posts? Gee, you must have ADD or something ...

Good riddance. Enjoy Freeperville.

[deutsey]

19. LOL. I've been here since early 2001 and have had many ups and downs here

But it's been worth sticking it out so far. I can't see how someone can make such an assessment after only 13 posts.

AMF.

[AndyA]

See ya, Repug

What you're forgetting is that the Repugs are pretty much giving away their power - they've been doing it for over 5 years now. People are SICK of the Republicans and their "ME ME ME, SCREW YOU" attitude.

Go back to imtoostupidtothinkformyself. com now.

[skypilot]

14. Yeah, me too.

*

[Sydnie]

66. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

Besides Skinner's post ... Best Post In This Thread So Far!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Greyhound]

15. 13 posts and three whole days! A superior attention span compared to

most of the brain dead freepers. I especially love it when they attack the intellect of such slackers as Justice Breyer and Ms. Ivins, thereby exposing their own insecurities.
Good luck.

[Renew Deal]

17. Silverhair made this person look like a bitch.

[Greyhound]

44. yeah, I saw something about that earlier. What's up?

[Renew Deal]

45. Here you go...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=622228&mesg_id=622228

[Greyhound]

135. Thanks

[Zhade]

155. I KNEW THAT NAZI WAS A FREEPER!

Now, just a few more to go...

[Why Syzygy]

83. it didn't take long to figure out not to argue

with that illogic. But a confession. How sweet. They are baling ship. Oh what a not pity.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

139. Indeed?

I knew there was a reason I had Silverhair on ignore...

[Renew Deal]

16. lol, That was a short stay.

:hi:

[HamdenRice]

18. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out nt

[Bake]

20. Door, meet Ass.

That didn't take too long!

Bake

[Sydnie]

21. You've been here THREE DAYS???

You're right. You should get out now. You'll never survive the coming election onslaught!

:rofl:

[Skinner]

22. LOL.

Three days and thirteen posts? After investing your heart and soul in this place, how could you possibly leave now?

[Skinner]

26. Oh, and for the record.

All 13 posts by this person were posted in the last 40 minutes. I think this may be the most impatient troll ever.

[KitchenWitch]

27. Have I told you lately, Skinner,

that :yourock:

and you owe me a monitor cleaning!

:spray:

[Sydnie]

29. ADHD - kicks ass doesn't it? n/t

[Nickster]

91. Works for me! LoL

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

167. They had so much love to give. They just couldn't contain themselves...

[kiteinthewind]

184. ROTFLMAO !

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[lies and propaganda]

41. hahahahah!

I love this place!

[RandomKoolzip]

56. Holy Shit!

That was fuggin' beautiful, Skinner. :rofl:

[TahitiNut]

111. Well, turds always think it's a cesspool - just because they're there.

It's no accident they choose rhetoric that, upon reflection, is merely their reflection.

[wicket]

115. LOL!!!!

:rofl:

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

140. Bwahahahahahah!

:rofl:

:thumbsup: Skinner :thumbsup:

[immoderate]

23. Go in good health.

--IMM

[Swamp Rat]

24. Congratulations!

Keep your head down! :D

[CrazyOrangeCat]

128. Dammit!!!

I just HAD to go grocery shopping, didn't I?

Missed a good one.

:banghead:

sayonara, baby . . .

[Swamp Rat]

132. That one took no effort!

He took himself out on his first thread. Yet another dramatic, Sandra Bernhard style exit. :rofl:

[HamdenRice]

28. Ohh please don't go, please, please -you're going to be hugh! serously! nt

[KitchenWitch]

32. Stickily lies!

we do not need a new spocksperson!

:rofl:

[meganmonkey]

70. Stickily!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I forgot about that one. this one is good, but that one was amazing!

[northofdenali]

30. Whee!!!l Got in before the lock!!

Tombstoning really is too good for some folks. I'd like to vote it ONTO the island - Amchitka. No boat, no winter gear, no equipment whatsoever.

After all, * takes care of his own, right?

Don't let the door hit ya, etc.

[Skinner]

34. I wonder if we should just leave this thread open for a bit.

Let people blow off some steam. This has got to be the dumbest troll I have ever seen.

He's been banned, by the way.

[Bake]

35. Please please PLEASE leave it open!!

We're having such fun with the little troll!

Forty minutes. Is that a record???

Bake

[Renew Deal]

43. Not even close

There are some crazies that like to go in 1-2 posts.

[KitchenWitch]

36. I am all for leaving it open

I have the church giggles from this one, and I have needed a laugh like this all week!

:7

[northofdenali]

85. Please? We haven't gotten to shred

a troll in a while. Please? Cater to our baser instincts! :rofl:

[Why Syzygy]

95. It works for me.

They are sometimes fun to bat around or watch others bat. I mean they came asking for it.
Just don't make them a permanent fixture, please.

[redqueen]

124. Thank you.

:)

[Maraya1969]

175. Oh damn, I wish he could read all about him

[TallahasseeGrannie]

31. Hey, don't knock a cesspool

until you've played in one. It's our cesspool and we like it.

[wryter2000]

114. Yeah

What we say on an internet discussion board may not amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill, dammit. These are our beans.

(With thanks to Leslie Nielson.)

[ContraBass Black]

33. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Please, allow the door to smack your ass on the way out.

[hyphenate]

37. Goodbye and Farewell

May you find peace and comfort elsewhere that suits your temperament!

[HamdenRice]

38. This is shaping up to be like thelegendary "don't use absolutely" thread

:popcorn:

The OP is just so silly.

[Yollam]

39. Bye nitwit!

You must be pretty damn accomplished if you can call a Supreme Court Justice a "nitwit"

Only took you 13 posts to realize that you had come unarmed to a battle of wits?

Oh well, let the door hit you on your way out!

[Why Syzygy]

102. lol

I'm gonna use that one.. unarmed . battle of wits .. lol too funny

[lies and propaganda]

40. saying goodbye already? after 13 posts

Bwuahahahahahahahahah!

[SmokingJacket]

42. Another one!

Have fun elsewhere!

[ReadTomPaine]

46. Get in a little over our head, did we?

[Sydnie]

47. In 40 MINUTES!

Skinner said their 13 posts took all of 40 minutes today ... and they are all done already! :rofl:

[Bluebear]

48. Now THAT'S commitment!

:rofl:

[fooj]

157. Wonder if he'll get a full day's wage?

:rofl:

[ReadTomPaine]

58. Indeed - I had the pleasure of being able to give him a good smack..

when he responded to one of my posts earlier today.

[Peanutcat]

138. Seems like someone

Has no staying power, yes?

[tjwash]

49. THAT'S IT!! I'M TAKING MY BALL AND, oh wait, I don't have a ball.

Carry-on...

[redqueen]

122. hahahah

Nice. :)

[mattclearing]

51. Funniest Thread Ever. n/t

Kicked and recommended.

[Batgirl]

52. They just don't make trolls like they used to

Someone needs to alert the manufacturer this last shipment seems to have been shoddily made of cheap, inferior components.

[Misunderestimator]

53. Yeah, me too!

[KitchenWitch]

54. Oh no MisU

don't go!

[Misunderestimator]

57. Ha! No, I meant, I like the cesspool!

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

62. I figured as much!

:rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

55. We love to go "Yeah, me too!" here?

Shit, have we been reading the same message board?

[Nickster]

97. Yeah, Me Too! LoL.....Sorry had to be done.

[ghostsofgiants]

105. Haha, well played, mon ami.

[DelawareValleyDem]

59. So you lasted forty minutes?

Jeez, even a housefly has a longer lifespan.

[ReadTomPaine]

64. Yep, classic "minuteman" stamina.

[hyphenate]

144. Not in my house, he doesn't!

The housefly, I mean! :rofl:

[Vickers]

60. You know, I *do* masturbate too much, but never to politics.

Hope this helps.

:spank:

[BrotherBuzz]

61. Hello, I must be going

Hello, I must be going.
I cannot stay,
I came to say
I must be going.
I'm glad I came
but just the same
I must be going.

For my sake you must stay,
for if you go away,
you'll spoil this party
I am throwing.

I'll stay a week or two,
I'll stay the summer through,
but I am telling you,
I must be going.

[nonconformist]

63. Bawhahahahaha nt

[AllieB]

65. Too bad you didn't stick around to learn something

It's pretty pathetic that you still support Bush. Shouldn't you be in Iraq?

[gkhouston]

88. he would have tried that

but the nearest recruiting center is 30 minutes away. Maybe we could have a recruiter sent to his doorstep?

[For PaisAn]

Huh

I'd like to know how this inane post got 5 recommendations

[Sydnie]

68. Have you read the whole thread?

It is the greatest (funniest) thread in a while.

Skinner's posts are classic!

[For PaisAn]

75. I must admit I didn't read it through

At work and just reacted to the original post. So here's my belated LOL.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Renew Deal]

73. Last nights got 16

It was funny.

[brooklynite]

67. Speaking as another moderate...

let me say that, while I'm under no illusion that I'm in the ideological majority here, I certainly have more in common with this community than I do with those on the other side of the aisle. Any web-based setting is likely to provide a window for more emotional reactions to the news of the day than your average "letters to the editor" page. You'll accomplish more taking that in stride and offering, politely, your own perspective on the issues than you will throwing up your hands and going home in a huff.

[Twist_U_Up]

69. Mr. OrokuSaki........

live free or diebold

[radwriter0555]

71. No, please! Don't GO! Your contributions to our society are priceless

and have provided me with insight I didn't know was POSSIBLE in this universe!!!

I'm SERIES. PM me and we can work SOMETHING out.

I love hugh.

[tjwash]

72. Dude, you weren't even here long enough for newyawker99 to welcome you.

:rofl:

[trotsky]

78. LMAO

That's classic. :thumbsup:

[Sydnie]

80. PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am loving this thread! I sooooooooo needed a good laugh today.

Thanks for your post!

[Misunderestimator]

74. Aw come on... this place needs more Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

[xultar]

76. Apparently you didn't wipe good enough. That itch is what causes

the crazies.

Wipe again. Good this time. Then call me.

[Sydnie]

89. Stop .. I can't breathe!

:rofl:

[gkhouston]

94. oh... SURE sign that more wiping was needed. n/t

[vikegirl]

112. OMG!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[spuddonna]

143. ROTFLMAO!!!!

I... can't... breathe!!! omg xultar, that's one of the funniest things I have ever read in my entire life!!!
:rofl:

[Why Syzygy]

77. And may you rest in peace.

[liberal N proud]

79. There should be an award for this post

Lucky 13 and couldn't take it any more.

LOL

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[400Years]

81. Yeah the "Lamest Troll Ever" award

[leveymg]

109. Skinner - This should go in "BEST OF THE TROLLS"

Please, please publish these as an occasional post by Admin. I'd love to see the other specimens pickled in jars of formaldehyde. You must have quite a collection of curiosities stored away in the back room.;)

[Sydnie]

120. yes -- I love that idea!!!

we all need some recreation now and then, don't we?

[leveymg]

123. We can call it the "Friday Afternoon Freeper Creepers"

Let's get some popcorn and drinks before the show starts! :popcorn: :beer:

[Sydnie]

126. I brought snacks for everyone!

[leveymg]

127. Skinner, are you going to bring the entertainment? We're all waiting.

Please. Please.

Have a brewsky, brosky. :toast:

[Coexist]

82. OrokuSaki?! My son had your action figure.

LOL!

[ContraBass Black]

113. That's exactly what I was thinking.

[Beetwasher]

84. Hmm, I Think I Will Masturbate Over Breyer and Ivins

Thanks for the idea! That's hot! 'Scuse me whilst I find my hand lotion.

[leftstreet]

90. I can't seem to find those Breyer Ivins Masturbation Threads

Sounds like they were pretty interesting.

:wtf:

[SidDithers]

86. Recommended...

just because :)

Sid

[Walt Starr]

87. Man, this one only had 13 posts!

And I thought the guy who wasted four years was lame!

[Sydnie]

92. 13 posts that they did in 40 minutes this afternoon

Had only been registered three days!

[EvolveOrConvolve]

93. Wow, that's 40 minutes of your life you'll never get back

In lawyer-billing-hours, you just wasted about 100 bucks to call a Supreme Court Justice a dimwit. It think that says more about your own intellectual acumen than it does Justice Breyer's.

See ya freeptard! :dem:

[redqueen]

98. Do you think you're fooling anyone?

"love ya and peace"?

:rofl:

You guys think the whole world's as ignorant and gullible as you are, don't ya? :7

[Rocknrule]

99. Another mole coming out of the closet?

[readmoreoften]

158. Let's not call them "moles" it sounds too glamorous

They're just idiots playing on a keyboard. They're not actually "infiltrating" anything! We know there are freepers posing as DUers!

In this case, this fellow is just a little left of freeper so he doesn't know where to go.

[oasis]

101. You said "masturbate'. tee hee hee

:bounce::spank:

[wryter2000]

117. Silly me

I thought freepers spelled it masterbait.

[hyphenate]

145. No,

that's Harry Whittington--the master bait--for Cheney!

[northofdenali]

103. Oh!! Oh!!! And one thing I wanted to post but didn't think

the OP was well-read enough to get it:

"The time has come the Walrus said
to speak of many things,
of Shoes and Ships and Sealing Wax
and Cabbages and Kings".......

I think the OP was the cabbage. :P

[ScreamingMeemie]

104. Oh Nooooooo! And I was just beginning to like you after the first 10

minutes of one word posts. :cry: Whatever shall we do?

:loveya:

[gkhouston]

108. if only it had stuck around a little longer

there would have been enough for haiku.

Troll Haiku: A New DU Tradition

Alas, it was not meant to be :cry:

[Ksec]

106. Dont forget to blow me on yer way out..

[BikeWriter]

107. IBTL!

[mdmc]

110. me too! yeah me too

I am sorry your stay at DU wasn't more pleasant.

[roguevalley]

118. thirteen is a lucky number now. Poor thing. needs a nappy change.

[Catchawave]

116. Hey, me too !

What were we discussing again :shrug:

:rofl:

[LSK]

119. can i poke the troll with a stick too?

Hey troll: FIND ANY WMD IN IRAQ YET?!?!?! :D

[Fleshdancer]

121. funniest. thread. EVER.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I enjoy DU. What a great way to end the week. Cheers everyone! :toast:

:rofl:

[stepnw1f]

125. Hahahahahahahah... loser

You get a dildo.

[philosophie_en_rose]

129. Oh No! Whatever shall we do? Wherever shall we go?

:cry::cry::cry:
:cry::cry::cry:
:cry::cry::cry:

Worst. Troll. Ever.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[MadJohnShaft]

130. C'mon stay. Maybe a little bit of torturing's okay?

[Kadie]

131. The Party is Over - la la la

The Party's Over

The party's over
It's time to call it a day
They've burst your pretty balloon
And taken the moon away
It's time to wind up the masquerade
Just make your mind up the piper must be paid

The party's over
The candles flicker and dim
You danced and dreamed through the night
It seemed to be right just being with him
Now you must wake up, all dreams must end
Take off your makeup, the party's over
It's all over, my friend

The party's over
It's time to call it a day
Now you must wake up, all dreams must end
Take off your makeup, the party's over
It's all over, my friend

It's all over, my friend


:rofl:

[MichaelHarris]

133. Is that domestic

or imported Saki? Either way, before you go leave the bottle.

[BadGimp]

134. so soon? we hardly knew thee

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/ronsheridan/nowhining.bmp

[Blue_Tires]

136. IBTL!!! n/t

[eppur_se_muova]

137. Aw, so soon? at least leave us your picture...

Thanks.

[Lefty48197]

141. Masturbating over the rantings of Molly Ivins WON'T takeback the Senate?

Do you really expect me to believe that?

[uppityperson]

142. umm, er, yup, .

more verbose here than in any other posting. Debate is more than "ummm, yup", by the way

[RebelOne]

146. Why is everyone still posting? This troll is long gone.

[Sydnie]

149. Skinner left it up so we could let off some steam

It has been most entertaining and relaxing, if I do say so myself.

[SharonRB]

147. 13 posts and you're an expert on all things DU?

Doesn't look like you gave it half a chance.

[soup]

148. Wait! You forgot your drinking buddy.

[DemGirl7]

150. Stupid freeper troll

these retards are way too funny.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Catherine Vincent]

151. LOL! DU Rocks!

We got a moderator calling the earlier mole a nasty troll and now Skinner is calling this one a dumb motherfucker. Love it! LOL!

[Jim Sagle]

152. Fuck off ya fuckin' RNC troll.

[muriel_volestrangler]

153. ... the walrus said ...

[Sugar Smack]

177. ...to talk of many things...

[Sugar Smack]

179. ...of shoes and ships and sealing wax...

[muriel_volestrangler]

180. Of cabbages and kings.

[Hissyspit]

154. Since when is calling Molly Ivins a "dimwit" moderate?

This isn't a moderate board, anyway. It's a PROGRESSIVE board and it says so when you sign up, dumbshit.

[Daphne08]

156. You remind me... of me... when I attempt to watch your hero,

the Big, Giant Head!

:rofl: :rofl:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

159. Ya Make All Your Judgements So Quickly? No Wonder You Aren't A Progressive

Seriously. Progressives need to be able to think. They need to look at things objectively and intellectually and forge opinions based on facts and patience. No wonder why you are leaving.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

160. Why Haven't You Responded To Me Yet?

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

161. OK. NOW I'M GETTING ANNOYED! How Dare You Keep Me Hanging Like This.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

162. That's IT! I'm Leaving This Thread. There Is No Room For Debate In It.

[Hutzpa]

165. LOL!!!!! Yeah....boy don't you hear him talking to you!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Lochloosa]

163. K/R Skinner, I drove over 1500 miles today just to read this thread....

leave it open for another 1500 miles, please.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

166. LOL someone made a wrong turn on the way to Albequerque!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

168. All right, too funny. I did the search and just about every post the late

great OrokuSaki made was a one or two word post, "Yes", "." etc.

I guess they figured it was going to be a long road to a thousand posts, LOL.

freepers, if you haven't bothered to make any posts, please don't bother to go out in a blaze of glory with a melodromatic "flameout" post. You're just embarrassing yourself. Just slink away, and do like your buds and make another troll account when the urge to annoy strikes again!

[Norwood]

169. Oh dear, who else can possibly fill your 13 post void!?

You brought sooo very much to the table in your.....13 posts! I dunno if DU can possibly survive without you!

</ :sarcasm: >

Actually you have provided much amusement for us (:spank:)and for that I thank you lol. We really need to have a separate forum for the freepers, they provide excellent entertainment.

Be proud though, most freepers dont have the attention span to last as long as you did. Usually a freeper passes out from continuous exposure to the truth lol. Please let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.

[Steve A Play]

178. The best thing about a virtual door hitting you in the ass is

it only bruises your ego! Sayonara! :rofl:

[K8-EEE]

170. No Room For OrokuSaki!

OMG, tears of laughter reading all the responses to this pathetic tantrum from some wacky visiting Freeper. They really are losing it. Hillarous! Thanks DU!

[Old and In the Way]

171. Figures, I always show up late to a party.

Nothing left but some stale potato chips and a empty bottle of home schooled saki....

[file83]

173. "Yeah, me too!"

:sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm:

[Maraya1969]

174. ROFL I just looked up this person's posts. He/she says things like Hummm

and "Yes" and "Vote". Sorry I didn't put the posts up, I moved off the page and couldn't go back. If you put the screen name and say just check the author all posts go up. You have to check down thread.

It was all so covert we missed it! :rofl:

[Horse with no Name]

176. Uh...you're "drama queen" exit might have been more effective

If anyone had known you were here. :eyes:

[Pacifist Patriot]

181. Is this the record for premature self-ejection?

[Individualist]

182. Hey Gomer,

endurance isn't exactly one of your attributes is it? You'll probably have to look up attributes in the dictionary.

[kiteinthewind]

183. See Ya!

:hurts: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[kiteinthewind]

185. Google'd his screen name and look what I found!!

Don't know for sure it's him, but .....
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=556406 :evilgrin:

[Patsy Stone]

186. Did I miss something important Justice Breyer said?

I hang on his every word. It pains me to think some pearl of his wisdom has escaped me. Damn!

Thanks, Skinner. Funniest.Thread.Ever. :yourock:

[LeftCoast]

187. Locking

We've beaten this troll carcass enough. Time to bury the remains