Download your SD State Sexual Act Reporting Form here

[agates]

I saw this posted on the Argus Leader online forums and had to share..

South Dakota State Sexual Act Reporting Form

*this form must be submitted within 30 days of any sexual act, including any fines, to the State office of Moral Purity in Pierre.

Date of Encounter: _________________________________

Was this with your spouse Yes____ No____
*if you answered no please remit $75 to the state with your return.

If no, was this person of the opposite gender? Yes___ No___
* if you answered no, both parties must return their sex permits to the state office and surrender themselves for retraining at the Pukwana moral reconditioning facility within 10 working days.

What position was used _________________
*if any position other than missionary was used, please remit $125 to the state with your return.

Did you break a smile Yes ___ No___
*if you answered yes, please remit $25 to the state with your return.

Was contraception used Yes ___ No ___
*if you answered yes, please remit $50 to the state with your return.
Please note that repeated use of contraception can result in the revocation of your sex permit, severe fines and jail time.

Did the act result in pregnancy Yes ___ No___ Pending___
* repeated forms turned in with answers other than yes can be grounds for a revocation of your sex permit.

Please have all parties sign and submit a copy to the state, one to Roger Hunt and a third to Leslie Unruh.

[laheina]

1. Funny. As. All. Hell.

:rofl:

[Erika]

2. I hope this has been passed on to the legislators. n/t

[Raydawg1234]

4. South Dakota politician: "Why didn't I think of that?"

[agates]

10. I can think of a dozen state legislators

who would sponsor such legislation (including the three that supposedly represent my district). Then the governor would sign it while stating repeatedly, "It isn't my bill." It is fucking embarrassing to live here.

[DanCa]

3. Whats so tragic is

that when I first read this I didn't know if was a fake or a farce. LOL. Thank you SD for making me so jaded.

[RC]

5. The official form has the SD state seal on it.

The state seal serves as a symbol of life in South Dakota. It depicts the state's diversity of commerce and resources: farming, ranching, industries, lumbering, manufacturing and mining. It bears the motto: "Under God the People Rule." The seal was adopted in 1885, four years before the state was admitted to the Union.

[dorkulon]

6. Goes with their new tourism campaign...

From The Beast.

[DainBramaged]

7. HAHAHAHA hahhahahahh hahaha, I spit out my coffee

[Frank Cannon]

8. That is hilarious!

Thanks for that.

[dorkulon]

9. I aims to please. Bonus points for the spit take ;-) n/t