Okay, so who wants to set-up a gift registry for Claude Allen at Target?

[Ian David]

https://www.target.com/gp/flex/sign-in.html/ref=in_si_sign-in-form/601-5289317-5996956

[TAPat]

1. HAHAHAHA!!!

:rofl:

[ret5hd]

2. should we get him soap-on-a-rope?

[Blue Belle]

6. And Cigarettes??

:+

[BrklynLiberal]

3. Bwaahaahaaa

Best laugh in days. Thanks.
:rofl: :rofl:

[peekaloo]

4. LOL!

:D

So hard to decide what to get the man who pays for nothing.

[MrBenchley]

5. LOL!

Remember, Chimpy tried to push this wowser for a federal judgeship....

[Ian David]

7. Well, now he can be Duke Cunningham's personal shopper. n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. Something in stripes would work...

Black n white. Vertical. :rofl:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

9. What, exactly, was the guy's scam? Returning stuff for refunds?

[Stephanie]

10. They went through the store with an empty bag in a shopping cart

filled the bag with items, then went to the cashier and "returned" them for cash.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

11. But don't you need a receipt to get a refund?

[hiaasenrocks]

12. Yes. So what you do is you buy

an item, take it home, go back with the bag and the receipt, steal the same item and then go to the register to get a refund.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

13. Aha! The perfect crime! Except for its complete boneheadedness.

Crap, don't most big stores and malls have video cams in the parking lots these days? = dead to rights.

[hiaasenrocks]

14. They do have cameras.

That's how people get caught. :)

[Ian David]

17. As Stephanie Miller likes to say...

We on the left do have recording devices and we're not afraid to use them.

The right-wing is boggled by the idea that if they say something, we can actually play it back for them after they deny saying it.

Nobody could have anticipated the breaching of the levees. --Shrub

I never said Brokeback Mountain humanizes homosexuals. -O'Reilly

I never said I wasn't interested in capturing Bin Laden. --Shrub

Just a few examples.

[Stephanie]

15. yeah I think they had a receipt

wouldn't be too hard to collect receipts to use

[Ilsa]

16. I hope you don't mind that I emailed this out to many

non-DU Democrats that have been following GOP corruption. This is hysterical. You made my day!

[Ian David]

18. No problem. The guy was SO bone-headed...

He didn't even bother to take stuff home and return it the next day.

He'd go to the parking lot, put it in his car, and come right back into the store.

Once for an item worth $2.50.

[SammyWinstonJack]

19. !

:spray: Hilarious! :rofl: