Cheney caught with another woman!!!!!

[pf99]

Ok I saw this one at the grogery store as I was ready to check out.



Thought it was worth a laugh.

[The Backlash Cometh]

1. If only.

:popcorn:

[xultar]

18. I betcha it is true. I bet the RW leaked the story to stop the credibility

of the story. Plus the kool-aid drinkers love the Globe.

[Patiod]

2. Well, he does have that sexy sneer....

:scared:

[Catshrink]

3. eeeewwwwwww

NOT!

[Patiod]

25. Eeeewww indeed!!! (nt)

[MaineDem]

53. Let me double that eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

The idea is just gross!

[MADem]

4. Amusing photo from a parody site

The White House released this photo of Dick Cheney groping a woman on his arrival in China

Hey, where there's smoke, there could be fire!!!!

[951-Riverside]

8. Looks like a little girl and it appears he's holding flowers

:puke:

[BringEmOn]

5. That's like an old dog chasing a car...

Even if he could catch it, he couldn't drive it.

[951-Riverside]

6. Is that Condi dressed as a white person?

That is a very odd looking woman.

[NanceGreggs]

7. Actually, this is great news ...

... when you consider that the low-IQ people who buy these crappy tabloids and believe EVERY WORD they print are the same people who still support this Administration!

I wonder how many emails will flood the WH, demanding that the good Christian Bush get rid of his adulterous VP!

:rofl:

[951-Riverside]

10. LMAO!

:rofl:

[goclark]

26. Excuse me :) I am not a low level IQ

Are you saying that I should not believe anything I read in the tabloids and BELIEVE everything I read in the NYTimes etc.?

[bostonbabs]

34. I read them also....

they broke the "blue dress story"....they broke the "bruno magli O.J. story"....they broke the Schwarzenegger "muscle mag deal" after he voted no on a supplement bill that he said he would vote yes on.....you have to read between the lines.......I would never accuse them of falsely selling a war like the NYT did......so, I agree... please don't pass judgment on who reads what.

[goclark]

37. I totally agree~

They have been more out front about the Bushco lately.

Considering that the MSM has not been doing its job,I'll keep using the tabloids as ONE of my sources for the NEWS that they try to keep from us.

[CTyankee]

39. Yep. You get some real nuggets

of truth there. Strange isn't it?

[MADem]

52. Well, they cheerfully PAY for stories, which the MSM won't do

...and the size of the check can depend on the proof the source has to back up their claim.

[bleedingheart]

56. sometimes it is the tabloids that print the truth that the "mainstream"

press runs from...

granted there is a lot of fluff about diets and what star is sctupping another star but hell..that is what makes those rags fun to read at the beach or doctor's ofice.

[Warpy]

9. The Globe must be reading DU

because that stuff was all over these pages right after the accident.

[demosincebirth]

11. I never believed anything in those tabloids, but this I believe!

[Minnesota Libra]

12. It's been a rumor since the beginning but who in their right mind........

.....would want anything to do with this jerk??:wow: :wtf: :puke:

[Obamarama]

16. Didn't you see pic last summer of large,um..ah...bulge in Cheney's pants?

It was taken on a campaign swing through Wisconsin I beleive. If it was an accurate photo, they apparently don't call him "Dick" for nothing!

[Laelth]

50. You mean this one?

"Big" Dick Cheney.

Mrs. Laelth suspects it's a colostomy bag, for what that's worth.

-Laelth

[leveymg]

13. That's what a lot of of us were saying a few weeks ago.

There may be something to his relationship with Katharine Armstrong, who was apparently standing right next to Dick when he pulled the trigger. She appeared to made a false initial statement to police that nobody was drinking.

Tawdry. But, as in Seven Days in May it was the illicit relationship with a woman not his wife that brought the General down before his attempted coup could consolidate power.

[Kurovski]

14. Also funny because Darth Cheney waited until the "grog"

was out of his system before the authorities came to the scene. :D

[boobooday]

15. I think there were rumors about Darth and this woman even before

They're probably just full on swingers.

[xultar]

17. Ruh Ro. I'm lovin that. So maybe that is where the resign rumors

are coming from.

I bet the RW leaked it to the Globe so it would lose credibility.

[NV Whino]

19. I wonder if the article

happened to mention that the Swiss Miss's husband was also a guest at the time.

[juajen]

21. I haven't seen a guest list

Link, please?

[NV Whino]

47. Certainly

http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/02/16/america/web.0216timeline.php

The other guests were Willeford, the ambassador to Switzerland and Liechtenstein, and her husband, George, a physician in Austin...

[Ecumenist]

20. CHENEY'S OTHER WOMAN

Notoriously secretive Vice President Cheney's bizarre hunting accident has alot of people wondering why 14 hours elapsed before a near-deadly mishap was publicly reported. Some speculators are saying Cheney was hunting more than quail when he shot his pal Harry Whittington on the ranch of a Texas lobbyist on Feb 11 and needed time to cover up an affair with a longtime gal pal. "It's Cheney's Chappaquiddick!" dec;ares an internet blogger. He was with a woman to whom he was not married. Others suspect booze was involved that the 65-year-old veep needed time to sober up or that Cheney had a heart problem that made him collapse and accidently pull the trigger, shooting Whittington, 78.


-snip-

Some bloggers even wildly suggest that Cheney hunting partner, Pamela Pitzer Willeford, the U.S. ambassador to Switzerland, actually fired the errant shot but Cheney took the blame to divert attention away from her. This much IS known-Cheney was in a three person hunting party on the 50,000 acre ranch of lobbyist Katharine Armstrong and at about 5:00pm Whittington was hit in the torso, neck and face by approximately 200 pellets from a 28-gauge shotgun.

-snip-

"Has anyone asked if it might have been the other hunter who actually shot Harry Whittington?" ponders lawyer and broadcaster Cenk Uygur. "Imagine the kind of attention Willeford would have received if she was the shooter. It's possible the only thing more damaging than the vice president shooting someone might be his mistress shooting someone!"


-snip-

Meanwhile, Cheney's relationship with Willeford- whose physician husband George was at the ranch that weekend but didn't hunt- is longstanding. She collected $23,000 for Bush/Cheney campaign, serves as head of the Texas Higher Education Board and was appointed to the highly sought-after ambassadorship to Switzerland. But even without Willeford, the incident reeks of cover up, say sources. "Someone with a documented history of drinking problems causes a serious accident and then avoids the authorities for a period of time, long enough to get the alcohol out his system, " says broadcaster R.J. Eskow. "It's about power, drinking, irresponsibility, and dishonesty. If there was a romance going on, the issues are the same. Along with the secret mistress and drunken gun play theories, some bloggers believe that Cheney had a heart problem and his implanted defibrillator kicked in, jolting him into shooting his gun.


-snip-


I posted this the other day after my husband brought home a copy from the Airport.
There's no link, I got this from the Globe paper/tabloid. Take it with a molecule of salt, considering the source BUT these days, the media we considered reliable have been anything but..

[immoderate]

22. What happened to the space aliens?

All these tabloids used to always have stories about the aliens from outer space that had taken over the government. did they ever give credit to Bush-Cheney for ending the interplanetary outsourcing?:shrug:

It might be their only achievement.

--IMM

[badgerpup]

23. Farfetched, but...

did it appear in the Nat'l Enquirer?
I mean as well as in the Globe
Yes, they do have a lot of really silly-ass "Aliens impregnated my dog!" stories, but when it's to do with real people they're usually pretty solid on the hard facts.
Slander suits cost a chitload of $$$, as they found out to their chagrin, so they get more than one source for alleged behavior.
:popcorn:

[MADem]

24. There have been allegations made well before this!

The tabs were late out of the gate on this one. Here are a few instructive links:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bob-cesca/was-cheney-hiding-his-lew_b_15705.html

Sirius radio's Alex Bennett just broke a rumor that the delay in reporting the news that Cheney shot an old man in the heart was due to an effort to hide or spin Cheney's female companion.

Pamela Willeford (shown right), ambassador to Switzerland and -- yes -- Liechtenstein, was part of the hunting excursion with Cheney and Whittington. And according to Willeford's account, Cheney and the ambassador were side-by-side when the shooting of Whittington took place.

The vice president's Secret Service detail had to decide what to do with Willeford by way of perhaps covering up her relationship with Cheney, and thus the delay in reporting the news.

The rumor goes that Lynn Cheney isn't happy with Cheney's close relationship with Willeford...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/cenk-uygur/what-if-cheney-wasnt-the_b_15780.html

Now, I am clearly not the first person to suggest that the Vice President might have been hunting a little more than quail with Pamela Willeford. For the record, I'm not even really suggesting it, I'm just offering up a possibility - a possibility that has gained more credence because of Cheney's cult of secrecy. Sunshine is the best disinfectant.

But what's clear is that Willeford's name didn't arouse much attention until the fourth day of the cover-up. Now imagine the kind of attention she would have received if she was the shooter.

There would have been a lot of questions directed at her. Who is she? What was she doing there? Why is the Vice President on a weekend get together with this woman? What is the history of their friendship?

A lot of news story have described the 28 gauge shotgun as a smaller, less powerful gun. Some have called it a woman's gun. What if it was? What if Willeford was less experienced with a gun or if she was the one that was drinking a little too much?

It's possible that the only thing more damaging than the Vice President shooting someone might be his mistress shooting someone. I know this is terrible. Sheer speculation. How dare I? I'm a bad, bad man.
http://www.alternet.org/story/32311/

Is Pam Willeford more than Cheney's hunting partner?

Sirius Radio's Alex Bennett came out and said what many folks in the media had been whispering about but were too timid to report: Pam Willeford, the ambassador to Switzerland and Lichtenstein who was standing at Cheney's side when the shotgun went off, could be more than his hunting partner. RJ Eskew has more: "The real story is already emerging, if you're willing to do a little digging. Cheney and Whittington went hunting with two women (not their wives) …"

An AlterNet search on Cheney's ties to Pam Willeford revealed that:

She and her husband George have made at least two overnight visits to the Bush White House between June 2002 and December 2003.
She and her husband were overnight guests at Camp David on one occasion between January 2001 and December 2002.
Pamela hosted a reception in Davos, Switzerland, for Vice President Cheney on Jan., 23, 2004.
Pamela's daughter, Emily, was named deputy chief of staff to the chairman of the Federal Communications Commission in June 2005.

[niyad]

27. just IMAGINE what the repukes would be saying if this were DEMS

[happydreams]

28. The first anthrax victim was

the National Enquirer's Bob Stevens who published pictures of a drunk/doped Jenna Bush cavorting with another woman.

[countingbluecars]

29. Yep, the Globe may

have wandered into anthrax territory with this article. I hope I'm just kidding.

[bikebloke]

30. How can he function with any woman?

With an entire hospital staff trailing him, they're barely keeping him alive. I doubt he's been able to get it up for years. That's the reason for all the canned hunts. To compensate his lack of virility. The tabloid rumours are a beard of sorts, so his devoted worshippers will think he's a "MAN" (neanthradal grunt).

[FlaGranny]

40. Well, if you look upthread

you will see mention of a photo, which showed him to have quite a ummmmm, "bulge." There was a lot of discussion at the time, and my opinion of his "bulge" was that it was a jointed penile implant (not the pump-up kind). Bend it up for action, then down again when done.

[CTyankee]

42. Huh? That's a new one!

Hadn't hear of that.

I am assuming that you are in jest.

[FlaGranny]

44. Nope, not joking.

I couldn't find the thread, but I'll bet someone still has the photo. Maybe they'll post it.

[CTyankee]

51. A jointed penile implant? Bendable?

Sounds like one of those dolls you can bend any way so they can sit.

That's what I thought you were kidding about. Wow.

[FlaGranny]

55. Yes, there are at least two

kinds. May be more now, but I haven't had much to do with urology recently. One penile implant consists of bladders placed in each side with a manual "pump" in the scrotum. The other, and I believe older (if I remember correctly), is jointed and is just manually put into position. The use of these implants has probably decreased since the new ED drugs have come onto the market.

The following site shows the two kinds - but I see there is no longer a "jointed" one - just a "malleable" one. Maybe they don't make the jointed one any more.

http://www.phoenix5.org/sexaids/implants/implanttypes.html

[CTyankee]

62. Does the man's partner have to "help" with the getting the implant

or does the man do it? I can see how this could be helpful to a guy with ED who might stroke out with ED meds.

Wow, talk about "getting it up"!

[FlaGranny]

64. I imagine it could be done either way.

If I remember correctly these implants have been around for about 20 years or so.

[CTyankee]

41. That's what I thought!

This geezer had to sit at both the 2000 and 2004 vp debates (remember?). He couldn't stand up for 2 hours, fer gawds sake!
And I'm sure no doctor would prescribe Viagra for him. It would finish him off for sure.

Umm, well maybe just a little Viagra...

NO, I won't go there! I was having impure thoughts. My bad.

[wordpix2]

46. he must use viagra

[0007]

48. Dick ain't dumb he uses his head!

[UTUSN]

31. Careful, the thought police here will say you're dumping on a Disabled

person. They just had at me for posting a nasty about Old Nancy RAYGUN. They claim that because she's old I should be nice to her. So PINOCHET ought to be off the hook now. And any old Nazis. I'm venting here because I don't want to kick my thread.

[pitohui]

32. hey, good on em at the globe

i hope they don't get any more anthrax mailed to them at ami!

[bikebloke]

33. How can he function with any woman?

With an entire hospital staff trailing him, they're barely keeping him alive. I doubt he's been able to get it up for years. That's the reason for all the canned hunts. To compensate his lack of virility. The tabloid rumours are a beard of sorts, so his devoted worshipers will think he's a "MAN" (neanderthal grunt).

[infogirl]

35. I said they had to clean up the chicks, drugs, and booze...

before they could go forward with the public..they had to have full cover first. Lynn was not there...what do you think he was doing on a little 'free" time off.

[Vidar]

36. Cheney with Marie Osmond, lol

[JunkYardDogg]

38. Photos of Ann Coulter CornHoling Dickie Boy

Hot off the Presses
Soon to be revealed
Stay tuned
Who's the top
and who's the Bottom
Who's got the bigger WMD
Judged by Jeff Gannon

[Catherine Vincent]

43. Oh yeah, Cheney's got that pimp juice!

LOL!

[wordpix2]

45. a friend told me she had lunch with a Big GOP donor & this is true

[RagingInMiami]

49. Didn't the Monica story break in one of those tabloids?

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

54. Rush's drug habit appeared first in the Enquirer. Sometimes they

get it right.

[Jackpine Radical]

59. Don't confuse the Nat'l Enquirer with the Glob(e).

The Globe prints sleazy lies.
The Enquirer prints sleazy stories that happen to be true. Ever since they got sued for libel "big-time" a couple of decades ago (was it Carol Burnett?) they make sure their derogatory information is correct or at least defensible in court.

[rinsd]

60. "or at least defensible in court."

Key phrase as defensible in court is any lie told without malice.

The poster above you has it right. Sometimes the info is correct. But I wouldn't take premise of "it must be true or they would be sued" as credibility. A simple google search on their site using the word Clinton will tell you all you need to know.

[DainBramaged]

57. Think anything will happen to the Globe? Building problem or IRS?

[Cleita]

61. A little anthrax in the mail?n/t

[garybeck]

58. Where's Matt Drudge when you need him? n/t

[Jack Rabbit]

63. Do you have a credible source?

If everything I read in the supermarket check out line were true, Bill and Hillary would have gotten a divorce four years ago.

[npincus]

65. I don't see the Cheney story on cover image posted...