What`s Hannity`s excuse for not serving?

[slater71]

Yesterday, someone called him a right wing neocon. He replied that he was a Reagan republican because he stood up to the evil of the world at the time and that is why he admires Bush so much. So lets see. Hannity would of been about 22 to 24 years old when his hero was standing up to evil. I wonder why he did not stand up with his hero and defend his country and be the great American he thinks he is? Has he ever said why he never served? At least Cheney said he had better things to do.

[SPKrazy]

1. He Was Too Busy .........

fill in the blank

He won't even go to Iraq to "entertain" the troops.

Said "no one invited me"

He's a super wuss

probably was living in his parents basement jacking off to Hitler movies back then

[johnaries]

7. Did anyone "invite" Al Franken when he went over there?

Didn't Al volunteer?

[SPKrazy]

14. My Point Exactly!

Franken and lots of others VOLUNTEERED to go over there

[Maraya1969]

2. What neocon has ever served? Name one.

[DS1]

5. Donald Shithead Rumsfeld

He served in the Navy through peacetime. I guess he figured that it was boring, so he helped start a war that cannot be won.

[Maraya1969]

12. I wonder how different he would have been had he gone through

a tour in VietNam? I bet he wouldn't have wanted to start another war.

[DS1]

13. On the ground, one hopes

And not one of those SpecOps (I'm going to write a book about how badass we were) missions.

Just another grunt, slogging throught the jungle, hoping to not get shot, wishing his watch duty would just end either by time or an enemy bullet

[HillDem]

3. There were so many minorities volunteering

That they're just wasn't room for patriotic folks like Hannity.

[Fridays Child]

4. Yes! The DeLay Conundrum!

[kevinbgoode]

8. He likely didn't want to mingle with them. . .

or use the same showers.

[file83]

6. Who says he isn't "fighting"? His MOS is probably Psy-Ops...

...otherwise known as "information warfare" through means of mainstream domestic propaganda. In-other-words, he works for Fox News.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

9. hemorrhoids

plus chronic constipation caused by using his vocal chords before engaging the functioning brain cells he has remaining.

[Hubert Flottz]

10. Too Wimpy!

Not smart enough to get in!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

11. Tee hee, that's even better!

especially with the major revisions and reductions in standards.

[tabasco]

15. Same reason as Limbaugh and the rest of the chickenhawks.

They're fucking cowards.

[physioex]

16. Not just a minute there....

El Drugbo had an ingrown hair in his butt. How could you even think about asking him?

[Beelzebud]

17. He's a coward!

[Warchild]

18. Hammity

Fuck that asshole right up the wazzoo with a rusty M-16

Another one that needs to get brutally hosed is mega fucktard Ted Nugent.


Fucking hypocritical chickenshit little crybabies. Oh yeah, they're all for the blood and guts treatment in middle age and beyond, but you'd never see them or their ilk put their asses on the line in their youths.

[Hubert Flottz]

19. Ted could do a fine show if he had the nads...

Bowhunting Bin Laden!

[MODemocrat]

20. Even Rush Limbaugh had an excuse (a boil on his hindend)

Hannity is so pathetic; how in the hell is Bush standing up to anything? Tell me, I'd love to know. He's a spineless wimp.:thumbsdown: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LibertyorDeath]

21. Undescended testicles

That's his claim as far as I know.