Sadly, those who seek to outlaw dildos need them the most

[Horse with no Name]

However, when will they outlaw phallic fruit and veggies?



(I stole this from Solly Mack...gulp)

[Catherine Vincent]

1. Now that's scary!

[havocmom]

2. Years ago, in a college class, my daughter listened to a fanatic fundie

who was railing about all the phallic shaped items around in public. The young woman was REALLY going off and I guess the class discussion was pretty lively. My daughter is normally pretty quite, but when the twit complained that even tampons looked phallic, she finally exploded.

Witness say she stood up and asked, LOUDLY, what tampons should be shaped like? And went on to ask if the other young woman would rather have "something shaped like a Rubik's Cube shoved up there!"

He best friend, telling me about it said "I knew she would blow with the idiot fundie turned on tampons!"

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. But I do wonder if there won't be a lot of genetically modified fruits and vegetables with different shapes in our future ;)

[Horse with no Name]

3. You are probably right

about genetically modifying the evilness out of veggies...but I wonder how long it will be before they realize that one of the most phallic objects of all...

[havocmom]

4. Is dat why da call him da father of our country?

;)

[TahitiNut]

11. "what tampons should be shaped like?"

It seems this is the only acceptable form from a fundie perspective.

[Roon]

12. Satan's Little Cotton Fingers!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html

[LostinVA]

15. bwwwahhhh!

[Emit]

5. LOL! n/t

[meow2u3]

6. They'll have to outlaw broomsticks, too

But how will they sweep their floors?

[havocmom]

8. LOL Now THAT conjures up a not-pretty image

Perhaps you have hit on a reason for the rise in popularity of Wiccan groups?
:rofl:

Brooms! Fundie men all over America will have Broom Envy!

[EFerrari]

7. Best subject line award right here.

:rofl:

[tularetom]

9. Actually those who seek to outlaw dildos are dildos

[madokie]

10. Pretty countertop

Are you gardening yet

[Generic Other]

13. How do we get rid of these dildoes??

[Roland99]

14. "When dildos are outlawed only outlaws will have dildos."

:)

[kestrel91316]

16. Carrots, cucumbers, and bananas will HAVE to go.

And certain inappropriately shaped bottles, too.

[Horse with no Name]

17. Oh my--reminds me of an ER story a friend told me (from Central Texas)

So anyone who has an affinity for bottles, please listen up.
A lady came in the ER wearing a huge mumu-type dress, and was walking funny.
In triage, when asked why she was there, she refused to say.
Just said it was female problems and would discuss the rest with the doctor.
Apparently, she had been "riding" a Jack Daniels bottle, when the suction sealed and the bottle got stuck. No matter what she did, she couldn't break the suction so the bottle would not come out.
I don't know about you all, but I don't believe if this happened to me that I would show up at the ER.:blush:

[Neil Lisst]

18. Dild O'Reilly is my favorite dildo of all time