Our troops are fighting over there, so we can have dildos over here.

[Webster Green]

Aren't they? They are supposed to be fighting for our freedoms.

What are the wing-nuts gonna' do next, make cucumbers illegal?


Call any vegetable - Frank Zappa

Call any vegetable
Call it by name
You’ve gotta call one today
When you get off the train
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
The vegetable will respond to you
La la la la
The vegetable will respond to you
La la la la

Call any vegetable
Pick up your phone
Think of a vegetable
Lonely at home
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
The vegetable will respond to you
La la la la
The vegetable will respond to you
La la la la
Rutabaga, rutabaga, rutabaga, rutabaga, rutaba...

No one will know
If you don’t want to let them know
No one will know
’less it’s you that might tell them so
Call and they’ll come to you
Smiling and covered with dew
Vegetable dream
Vegetable dream
Vegetable dream of responding to you
Standing there shiny and proud by your side
Holding your joint while the neighbors decide
Why is a vegetable something to hide
To hide, to hide, to hide,...

God bless america
Land that I love
Call any vegetable
Call it by name
You’ve gotta call one today
When you get off the train
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
Oh, that the vegetable will respond to you

[catnhatnh]

1. Yep....

...and they are a majority in BOTH houses.....

[CrazyOrangeCat]

2. well . . . I thought it was a damned good post!

But Frank is an acquired taste, for some.

Next time, post Dynamo Hum . . . or the one about the poodle . . .

Catholic Girls, perhaps . . .