Bush nephew is ... like ...y'know ... an idiot (VIDEO)

[Cocoa]

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/03/12.html#a7498

[deadparrot]

1. Ohhhh...there's a family resemblance.

:puke:

:scared:

[spindrifter]

52. Ya know what I'm sayin'?--No, Pierce,

I don't. You just thought you'd garner some attention--like MySpace, ya know what I'm sayin."

[CatWoman]

65. what is he, a bloody Valley Girl?

Ahm so shure........

ya know............

[spindrifter]

71. Nah--that's how the BFEE teaches their spawn to speak.

[glarius]

130. Like Uncle George, a great resemblance to Alfred of Mad Magazine!

I wonder how he says "nuclear"?

[niyad]

2. in response to your sig--do you suppose we should ask perle about the

grand square named for *? I am certain many of his admirers would like to include it as a high point of their trip to that delightful tourist destination known as baghdad on the potomac.

[blueknight]

5. why isn't his

opie looking ass in iraq?

[okieinpain]

114. thank you.

[niyad]

3. so, pierce, WHY AREN"T YOU in uniform yet? (and I don't mean like

your uncle, who only likes to dress up and PRETEND.
get yourself right down to the recruiter's office ASAP tomorrow and sign up.

[Cocoa]

6. he doesn't like to get up early

[sheelz]

4. He looks like Ted Bundy!

[TankLV]

7. Son of one of the biggest crooks and liars in american history is going to

tell us all how to behave?

Hmmm...

Is NOW an "appropriate" time to bring up his father's and uncles' criminal past?

When are we going to allow such applicable discussion on the public airwaves and papers?

[carpetbagger]

8. They've set the bar real low for this one.

http://www.kypost.com/2002/jan/29/bush012902.html

Partly to emphasize the disconnect between performance evaluations and ability, Neil Bush made a prediction that might seem far-fetched in other families: ''I'll give you a little exclusive. Pierce Bush will be president some day if he graduates high school,'' he told The Post.

[niyad]

25. *****IF*** he graduates high school? just how stupid IS this twit?

[fiveleafclover]

51. Not to be snooty,

but I'd like for the president to not only have a high school diploma, but also a college degree of some sort. I'm not very picky about what kind of degree.

IF he can graduate high school - what a jackass.

[niyad]

60. yes, I do prefer the president to be smarter and better -educated than I

am,although I realize my standards are very high. also, I INSIST that that person be able to communicate in clear, comprehensible, standard english at all times.

[hootinholler]

100. You may feel differently if you have to deal with degreed twits.

I just really prefer coherence in a President.

-Hoot

[niyad]

108. I AM degreed, thank you very much. and I do know the difference

between degreed and educated, although I would prefer both in our lawfully-elected leader, in additon to a command of the language at least as good as mine, and preferably even better.

[Canuckistanian]

101. LOL

OMG, that was hilarious. "Psst, this guy's even brighter than George!"

Worthy praise, indeed!

[Chimichurri]

121. The incompetence is genetic. As are the beady eyes.

[AX10]

9. 'Pierce' is such an ugly WASP name.

ewwwwwwwwwww.

Just wondering, where is his MILITARY UNIFORM? Shouldn't he be in Iraq "fighting them over their so we don't have to fight them over here?" <sarcasm off> :eyes:

[MrBenchley]

20. Pierce Bush....hokay

Why am I reminded of Buster Cherry?

[Hubert Flottz]

23. That's PRINCE Bush!

And don't you forget it!

[MrBenchley]

24. LOL!

[Javaman]

120. Just name him dick bush and be done with it. nt

[MADem]

36. It comes from the FRANKLIN PIERCE wing of the family

He used to be widely considered the worst president....but his descendant is getting him off the hook!

[Lorien]

79. Sounds like he works in porno. n/t

[valerief]

10. If he believes so much in Uncle George, let him join his war in Iraq

Like, you know, I really care, hehe, what, like, a filthy rich 19-year-old, who, like, never has to work a day in his life, like, thinks.

[BlooInBloo]

11. Seriously: Are they inbred?

The commonality along the lines of droolingly stupid looking amongst all the bushes is just uncanny.

This one reminds me of Cooter from Andy Griffith or something like that.

And why isn't he in Iraq anyways?

[valerief]

29. Ah, c'mon. He sounds 1000 times worse than what he looks like.

[BlooInBloo]

44. I'll take ur word for it......

... remind me to never click on a link in a sig again. EEEEWWWW!!!

;)

[foreverdem]

111. OMG! That's what I thought when I first saw him! n/t

[MuseRider]

12. He is just like

his uncle isn't he? Ick.

[Generic Other]

13. He's a moran... ya know what I'm saying?

And he should pay for plastic surgery. He looks like a chimp.

[C_U_L8R]

14. What a tool....

it's all about him isn't it ???

Just like his Monkey Uncle.

[SharonRB]

15. I saw him yesterday on TV with Alex Witt

What an idiot he is! Seems to run in the family.

[AX10]

18. It's called "being interbred".

[Tsiyu]

110. Or "fetal alcohol syndrome"

:(

[Beelzebud]

16. Time to enlist, son!

Or are you a fucking coward like your fascist uncle?

[jackieMN]

17. Which One Of Them

Isn't?

[troubleinwinter]

19. These are DIRECT QUOTES:

"Y'know what I'm sayin..."
"Y'know what I'm sayin..."
"Ya know..."
"Ya know..."
"Ya know..."
"Ya know..."
"Ya know..."
"Ya know..."
"Ya know..."
"Ya know..."
"Ya know..."
"Ya know..."
"Ya know..."
"Ya know..."
"Ya know..."
"Ya know..."
"Ya know..."
"Ya know..."
"Y'know what I'm sayin..."

The rest was bullshit.

This passes as important on cable news.

[niyad]

21. does he major in "valley girl" speech, perhaps? you are joking about

those being direct quotes, right???? PLEASE, PLEASE tell me you are joking

[Cocoa]

22. he was being kind

Pierce Bush makes Jenna look like a scholar.

[troubleinwinter]

28. Direct quotes.

[Cocoa]

33. I want to read his article about the Pope

The one no one picked up. :rofl:

[TheBaldyMan]

64. the pope is like ... a dude in a white dress and like ...

the pope like ... rocks.

[Jane Austin]

48. This time it's NBC.

Although I imagine cable news will pick it up and run it, too.

I think young Pierce is positioning himself rather nicely to be in the good graces of the super-rich UAE sheiks - - right next to his daddy, Neil.

He may be smarter than he looks.

[troubleinwinter]

83. "He may be smarter than he looks"

He doesn't look quite as stupid as he sounds. But the interviewer seem even dumber, in that she appears to take him seriously and listens intently without telling him he is a fucking useless, opportunistic moran. WTF?!

[Jane Austin]

127. That interviewer would be the young lady who is betrothed to

Paul Bremmer's spokesmonkey, Dan Senor.

If she doesn't thnk Dan Senor is a joke, why shouldn't she take the Presidential Nephew seriously, too?

[SammyWinstonJack]

59. Well that was time I will never get back.

Proof that the "Tree doesn't fall far from the nut" :rofl: :spank:

[Dem2theMax]

109. Thank you for saving me from having to watch it.

I'm on dial-up. If I had to wait for that to load, only to hear "ya know" a brazillion (couldn't help myself) times, I'd kill myself. LOL. ;)

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

26. "The great State of Amarillo, Texas." ??????

Do they all go to the same school?

[valerief]

31. I forget, was it City of Louisiana or State of New Orleans?

[Loge23]

27. Where's his silver spoon?

I think it's in the outbox.

[Blue_In_AK]

30. He looks like cannon fodder to me...

Why isn't he in Iraq?

[Mikimouse]

32. Jeez, an Alfred E. Neuman lookalike...n/t

[Bunny]

34. Separated at birth?

[holboz]

125. WHOAAAAAA...the resemblance is breath taking!

If Pierce just parted his hair on the other side you wouldn't be able to tell them apart. Both are even wearing a black suit and red tie.

[MADem]

35. They are scraping the very bottom of the barrel, it seems!!!!!!

Scooter is gone, his aide is out for shoplifting, and they're throwing the mentally challenged wing of the family out to tout the monkey's policies. What a liplicking DUNCE...duh ya know whaddeye'm sayin'?????

[niyad]

37. is it REMOTELY possible that this ignorant little twit is being given so

much attention as a rather pointed, back-handed slap at the *ies?

[MADem]

40. They lack that level of nuance

There is a certain salacious interest, to be sure, but they let that ignor-anus lick his lips, repeat, "ya know whaddeyem sayin'" and absolutely ignore the G in any word ending in ING for far too much time...while spouting absolute horseshit with a straight face!

[0007]

38. I think Noelle bush is the sharpest one in the whole family



[valerief]

50. Yeah, no wonder why she takes drugs. Poor thing.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

39. It's congenital. Like the smirk and inability to speak coherent English.

[SethInUpstateNY]

41. This isn't about racism,

you dumb fuck! 2 of 11 hijackers were from UAE! I didn't think there was anybody dumber in the Bush family than Shrub, but this guy makes Shrub look like a Rhodes Scholar.:grr:

[fiveleafclover]

56. Yes, his entire message

was exceptionally stupid. Maybe they were going for the contrast thing - if they throw out a really dumb Bush, the president one won't look so bad.

[tabasco]

88. LMAO !

That's it! They want to prove that Duh-bya is the brightest bulb in the family!

BRILLIANT !

[buff2]

42. The movie Deliverance comes to my mind..........

Geesus......STUPID sure runs deep in that inbred family. I saw his giggly ass on tv,too. What a freakin moron.That's a sure sign of desperation when they put someone out there that's another Goober like his uncle. God,what a pathetic bunch of idiots. :puke:

[Cocoa]

45. his father does business with UAE

it's about $$$$.

[buff2]

47. Yes...........

Power,greed and plenty of $$$$$$$$$$$. It's sickening to think it comes to the most stupid people on this planet.......bu$h and his inbreds. :puke:

[MO_Dem]

87. That's what I was thinkin'

I wonder why the wise people bringing us this "wonderful" story don't mention that this young fella has a financial stake in the outcome of the Dubai/US relationship?

[GreenPoet64]

43. Getting up early on a Saturday is hard work eh? LOL!!

The * family is full of spoiled idiots. Why am I not surprised?

[Tom_Foolery]

46. What an idiot! I couldn't make myself watch the whole video. n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

55. Same here, it was too painful to watch.

If this is what passes for insight, we're doomed.

[karlrschneider]

49. I had to cut it off after the 43rd "ya know?"....what an intellectual

giant this fuckwit is.

[ismnotwasm]

53. So the spawn of Neil Bush (Criminal)

Gets press? Go figure.
Bet he got in trouble and they made him go on TV as punishment

[malaise]

54. Good grief

what a moron!!

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

57. That is the saddest thing I have seen...

today.

And sadder than his insipid, inarticulate ramblings is NBC giving him airtime. Pigs at the trough they are.

[malaise]

58. Isn't that the truth

After five years of this mess they launch the career on another incoherent moron. What an inarticulate buffoon.

[sabra]

61. Pierce sold me, I support my prezidnut 100%

just like Britney Spears... :puke:

[sabra]

62. btw, pResident Piece Bush 2038

mark my word :-)

[CatWoman]

63. WHAT A FUCKING DOOFUS!!!!!

oh my god!!!!!

[NYdemocrat089]

66. I couldn't watch that whole video.

He's possibly one of the worst public speakers I have ever heard.

[Flubadubya]

77. Takes after an uncle perhaps??

:shrug:

[NYdemocrat089]

84. I have no doubt in that.

[gulliver]

67. I think I found the lost frames in the morph of Alfred E. Newman ...

... into Bush.

[Berserker]

68. He started out complaining

about how early it was and ended up with the statement "I don't know how ya"ll do it getting up this early. I would like to see his ass in the military. Do you think they would adjust the wake up time just for his silver spooned ass?

[bumblebee1]

107. Four words, Berserker:

Dream on, Pierce Bush!!!

[Rose Siding]

69. "Uh, how do ya'll do it, ya know...heh heh get up every day for work"

Just amazing :rofl:

[Rose Siding]

70. Here's the letter he wrote about the pope in 04-

2nd one down. It's not so callow-

http://www.chron.com/CDA/archives/archive.mpl?id=2005_3863767

[Viva_La_Revolution]

78. but, but... he said it was an ARTICLE

Has Rove been tutoring this kid on the side?

[SeveneightyWhoa]

72. Well, he's got George Dubya's good lucks.

Unfortunately, not even the brains to match..

[Punkingal]

73. I can't believe it....

There is actually someone in that family DUMBER than W. Amazing.

[The Gunslinger]

74. Wake and bake for Pierce.

He doesn't look like he's ever worked a day in his life.

[bleedingheart]

75. I think the Army should be able to fix that kid right up...

a bit of time in Iraq might do him some good...

[Bleacher Creature]

76. There's just too many things wrong with this to write about.

1) How desperate is this Administration that this is the best that they've got?

2) Pierce -- what a down to earth family this is?

3) NBC should be ashamed.

I would keep writing, but I'm laughing too hard right now.

[Catherine Vincent]

80. Who cares what this silver-spooned twig has to say?

[Bleacher Creature]

81. Just a reminder where this kid came from. . .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Bush

I've always known bits and pieces about what a loser Neil Bush is, but having it all in one place is pretty startling.

[Redstone]

82. Like fuckin' RAD, dude, y'know? I mean, like...

Fucking moon-faced twit rich punk pudpuller. Kinda like his uncle, yes?

Redstne

[NJCher]

85. What a little horse's ass

Horrible, horrible speech habits. He has no rhythm for interacting with the interviewer. He lurches through the interview. Handicapped with the family gene for being an inarticulate fool, he is painful to watch. And how many times did he make a big deal out of the time of day? Like this little moran ever got up before noon in his entire wretched existence.




Cher

[Rex_Goodheart]

86. Hey, Pierce

Your father is a damn crook and your uncle is a monster. Don't lecture us until you repudiate the filth in your own family.

[Caretha]

89. You can't make this stuff up

I'm truly speechless. What's there to say - the damn kid is a drooling, mumbling idiot. If he hadn't been born to the Bush family, he would only qualify to be a shopping basket pusher at Wal-Mart. He's now someone we should pay attention to when it comes to national security?

God save us all. (Damn! And I'm an atheist)

[-..__...]

90. Boy(s) From Brazil.

:scared:

ETA: IMDB link for those unfamiliar.

[Blue_Tires]

94. good call!

and a classic movie!

[JI7]

91. seriously, i hope this guy goes out campaigning for Republicans

he needs MORE face time on tv as a representative of the Republican Party.

[bullwinkle428]

92. Straight out of central casting, as the "uptight WASP frat boy" character!

[Marr]

93. I know why they rolled this kid out. Want to see?

Everybody loves this kid at the moment:



One of Bush's PR morons thought they might echo the Shaun White buzz. Smells like Karen Hugh's unique brand of stupidity.

[Ilsa]

95. I couldn't get past the Pope conversation. This was torture.

Play it at GITMO. The "terrorists" will confess to anything.

I bet this smarmy little POS wants to go into politics.

[proud2BlibKansan]

96. He should be in Iraq

[American liberal]

97. Did he say he's going to school in Austin? That's like the only

blue area in the whole state, isn't it? Maybe he's pulling a Malkin (the Oberlin alum who spews right-wing hatred from her blog)? Regardless, he was less than impressive--even with the excuse that it was before his regular weekend wake-up time (which would be, what, about 2 pm?)

[Montauk6]

98. He's being groomed... bottom line.

He looks like a cross between a Bush and a Windsor. If he stays outta the drunk tanks, he could get a big push down the line.

[Canuckistanian]

99. Ha! Drudge just had him on

Praising the little Bushbot to heaven. "Move over, Bill Frist", is an exact quote.

My God, is this what American politics has become, a dynasty for the biggest crime family since the Borgias?

[Canuckistanian]

102. Upper Class Twit-of-the-Year

We'll see how he does in "Jump-the-matchbox".

[phusion]

103. I'm gonna go hit the bed, you know wut i'm sayin, huh huh

then I'm gonna hit the bong!

:eyes:

[Marr]

104. What the fuck does he mean by "you all"? All us peons?

The poor slobs who have to *gasp* hold down a job?

What a pampered puss. When I was his age, I was getting up at 4AM to make the hour bike ride from my apartment to my JOB, to pay my for my evening classes at the state university. Hell I'd already been doing it for a year at that point.

These silver-spooned fuckwits really make me sick. Listen to that moron talk and tell me he belongs in a fucking Ivy League school.

[Swamp Rat]

105. Inspired by this thread, a new Pierce Bush animation:

:D

[Marr]

106. HAHA!

Funny, and yet somehow deeply sad. Ship that little fucker off, please.

[notadmblnd]

112. I haven't read the letter he wrote in his uncles defense

The talking head on tv read a snippet. There's no way one could convince me that this kid could have written that letter, know what I mean?

But still he admires his uncle because he sticked with it.

Hey Bevis.. wheres butthead?

[Buns_of_Fire]

113. A chip off the old blockhead, fur shuuuuur...

WASHINGTON - He refrained from working on his uncle's presidential campaigns, and he confesses to being a bit fed up with the squabbling on Capitol Hill. But if his e-mail outbox is any indication, Pierce G. Bush is one of the Bush dynasty's more politically vocal members these days.

When the political firestorm over Dubai Ports World broke out last month, President Bush's nephew sent the Houston Chronicle an electronic letter to the editor, defending his uncle's drive to allow the United Arab Emirates company to buy a firm that helps run six U.S. ports.

...snip...

The president's nephew is familiar with Dubai, in the United Arab Emirates. His father's company, Austin-based Ignite Learning, has investors in the UAE, and Neil Bush has taken his son there.

Pierce Bush insisted his latest letter had nothing to do with his father's business interests. (Bold mine) Chron.com: Nephew takes stand in support of Bush

Shuuuuuuuuuuure, we believe you, Piercie-Poo...

[JNelson6563]

115. What a blithering idiot!

This family needs to stop reproducing.

[Tracer]

116. Separated at birth ....

Pierce Bush / McCauley Culkin.

Couldn't bring myself to watch the vid.

[Atman]

117. "Good morning KATE"

"Or whatever the hell your name is...I'm not as good with names as my jack-ass uncle!"

Actually, the only reason the kid got involved was because he thought "DP World" was an adult video.

[NYYFan]

118. Alfred E. Newman + a chimp = Pierce Bush

:rofl:

What a DOOF !

[helderheid]

119. duuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh.........

GOOD LORD!! y'know wutumsayin'?

[rniel]

122. That guy is like a morph between

Beavis & Butthead and George bush and Jeff Spicoli from fast times at ridgemont high.

[rniel]

123. In fact I was waiting for him

To take off his shoe. Pound his head with it. And say "DID YOU HEAR THAT DUDE....THAT'S MY SKULL MAN....I'M SO WASTED!!!"

[LostinVA]

126. Leave Spicoli out of it! He was a pretty cool due, and in the end

Took some personal responsibility with Mr. Hand....

[holboz]

124. Ya know, um, this kid looks chimpy-er than Dumbya...

I didn't think it was possible, knowhat i'm sayin' heh heh heh. Jesus, he even has the diaboloical "heh heh" that * has.

I see an SNL parody of this. This kid needs to stay out of the limelight. He does the * family no favors by speaking out. Something about the * family...they all lack eloquence. Even a 19 year old kid talks DOWN to the public.

[KyuzoGator]

128. Jesus fucking Christ, they are like a damn virus.

He's a fucking clone.

[kitkat65]

129. He has the audacity to equate public response of port deal to

treatment of Japanese during World War II. So is he saying that things like determent camps are bad? Hey, Pierece, take a stroll through Guantanamo, you useless little mouthpiece.

[Jara sang]

131. He's a side show freak. He's on TV because he looks like the chimp.

No other reason. Carnival sideshow. How old is this little twit anyway? Who gives a fuck what he thinks about foreign policy.

[Fridays Child]

132. This is who they dig up to support Chimpy? What does this say about Frist?

Bwahahhahaha!!!!! :rofl: