Fillin the Blank: "Wow, *'s Face Looks Like__________" (photo)

[Sparkly]

Analogies, adjectives, DanRatherisms, anyone?

[muntrv]

1. A drunkyard.

[JitterbugPerfume]

2. gin blossoms

:think:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

3. He's been playing goalie at a dart tournament.

:D

[sheelz]

4. He's gonna pop a vein

:toast:

[Swamp Rat]

5. ... someone who knows the entire world hates him for who he is.

[bigbrother05]

6. 5 years of bad road.

[niyad]

7. my god, hasn't the man ever heard of SUNBLOCK?

[fla nocount]

8. His lizard-lidded mamma's face.

So Poppy didn't lie, she really is his mother.

[johnaries]

9. Like he was shot in the face by Dick Cheney! n/t

[lpbk2713]

10. Like he was shot at and missed ......

and shit at and hit.


:eyes:

[karlrschneider]

25. DAMN! I should've read the whole thread! Didn't think anyone

else knew that old one! :D :toast:

[babylonsister]

11. ...he's fresh off a good bender! nt

[neweurope]

12. Compare:

---------------

Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[Nitrogenica]

13. Leatherface.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

14. sortin' bobcats . . .

[CoffeeCat]

15. A bowl of soggy scabs that were left out in a six-year monsoon... Gee,

...maybe I should write for Hallmark.

[TahitiNut]

16. "Wow, *'s Face Looks Like W.C.Field's Nose."

Rosacea, anyone?

[Sparkly]

17. LOL -- You guys are cracking me up!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Neil Lisst]

18. Bush looks like his nose is about to catch fire from his breath.

[Harald Ragnarsson]

19. He just threw up in his mouth a little n/t

[FatDave]

20. like he shaves with a cheese grater? (nt)

[arwalden]

21. W.C. Fields

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

22. is that the Congressional Medal of Honor on the wall?

if it is, it's the most disgusting photo-op back ground ever.

[karlrschneider]

23. "Shot at & missed, shit at & hit"

...

[graywarrior]

24. A face transplant gone bad.