hmm...
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/chi-0603120378mar12,1,387392.column?coll=chi-news-colSpeaking of what's possible, lead Ryan prosecutor Assistant U.S. Atty. Patrick Collins and his boss, U.S. Atty. Patrick Fitzgerald, could possibly be named co-grand marshals of the St. Patrick's Day Parade next year.
Just think of it: Collins and Fitzgerald succeeding this year's downtown parade marshal, restaurateur Dan O'Brien. The O'Briens have gone through at least two phony minority partners at the family's O'Brien's airport concessions in the last year and a half, and yes, they're still at O'Hare. Each year O'Brien sells "Celtic Corn" at the Taste of Chicago in a prime location. And all of this is courtesy of Mayor Richard Daley. (For those who may not know, "Celtic Corn" is also known by its generic name, clout-on-the-cob.)
Clearly, O'Brien deserves the spotlight, but I figure that if anyone should lead the Irish parades--including the South Side Parade on Western Avenue through the heart of the clout-heavy 19th Ward--it is Collins and Fitzgerald. Instead of candy, they might toss federal subpoenas out to select members of the crowd.
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If it's offered to him, I'm sure he'll turn it down. He's got corruption to squash, like handing out more indictments.