Bush Administration Right to Abortion Request

[Skittles]

BUSH ADMINISTRATION ABORTION REQUEST CHECKLIST:

PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:


1. WERE YOU BRUTALLY RAPED? (NOW THINK, ARE YOU TOTALLY SURE YOU DIDN'T REALLY ENJOY IT?)

2. WERE YOU SODOMIZED? (ARE YOU SURE IT WASN'T JUST BAD AIM BY THE RAPIST?)

3. WERE YOU RELATED TO THE RAPIST? (2ND COUSIN OR CLOSER)

4. WILL THE PREGNANCY KILL YOU? (YOU MUST BE 99.99% SURE - BILL FRIST VIDEO EXAMINATION REQUIRED)

5. ARE YOU RELIGIOUS? (ATTEND RIGHT WING CHURCH ONLY OF COURSE - ALL OTHERS MEANS NO)

6. WERE YOU A VIRGIN? (PLEASE PROVIDE PROOF)

7. ARE YOU RICH ? (IF SO PLEASE PROCEED IMMEDIATELY TO THE CLINIC - WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO TO BEGIN WITH?)

8. DID A POLITICIAN OR RELIGIOUS LEADER IMPREGNATE YOU? (PLEASE SEE 7)

9. ARE YOU ABOVE THE POVERTY LEVEL? (TRICK QUESTION - IF NO THEN GET THE HELL OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW)

10. WILL THE BABY BE EXPOSED TO ANY NON RIGHT WING IDEOLOGY?

IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO 5 OUT OF 10 QUESTIONS - CONGRATULATIONS - PROCEED TO THE CLINIC

[Mz Pip]

1. Bad aim??

You own me a keyboard! Tequila all over the keys! :rofl: :rofl:

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Erika]

2. This should be forwarded to South Dakota

the "coat hanger" state.

[northofdenali]

3. Vicious, Skittles, absolutely vicious.

Why didn't I think of this first? Emailing & bookmarking & K&R

[Skittles]

4. actually, a coworker wrote it after reading #3 on Top Ten Idiots

I got his permission to post :)

[Lone_Star_Dem]

8. Give them my congrats

They hit the the current admins policy on abortion smack on the head.

[SeattleGirl]

5. That's a good one!

And I agree -- forward it on to South Dakota!

[Erika]

6. South Dakota home page

www.state.sd.us

[Skittles]

7. kicking for the day crowd

yes indeed