Fill in the blank: I would trust [blank] before I would trust Bush with...

[johncoby2]

Let me start:

I would trust OJ Simpson with my white bronco before I would trust the Bush Admin with cutting our dependence on oil.

[William769]

1. I would trust the devil with my soul, before I would trust

Bush Admin for doing anything right for America.

[Chipper Chat]

2. I would trust Fred Phelps to preach my funeral sermon

before I would trust Bush with feeding my cat.

[BushOut06]

17. Ugh, there's someone I actually revile more than Bush

Just the sight of his name makes me wanna :puke:

[cornermouse]

3. Hannibal the cannibal.

[Minnesota Libra]

4. I'd trust ANYONE with ANYTHING before I'd trust.......

....Bush's word on anything. Simple, I don't trust Bush/Cheney on anything.

[hobbit709]

5. You said it

I'd trust any known convincted conman before I'd trust shrub.

[EFerrari]

6. I would trust Greg Allman with my stash

before I'd trust Bush with a yoyo.

:rofl:

[laylah]

7. I would trust

Cruella Harris with my make-up before I'd trust *dumbass and his minions with my safety, or anything else, for that matter.

Jenn

[crispini]

12. I would trust

Cruella DeVil with my dalmations before I'd trust Shrub with trimming my shrubbery. :rofl:

[EFerrari]

14. Lol!

:rofl:

[libhill]

8. I would trust Cheney with a shotgun

before I'd trust Bush to protect this country from terrorism -

[adigal]

9. I would trust Eeyore to make smarter decisions

than I would trust ANY republican politician nowadays.

And I WAS a republican.

[greekspeak]

10. I would trust Jan Brady to counsel me for a personality disorder

[EST]

11. Bill O'liely with my life story...anything requiring a conscience.

[Devlzown]

13. I would trust Michael Jackson to bathe my son.....

[slide to the left]

15. I would trust

my pittbull with my favorite shoes before I'd trust Bush with anything.

[Mend]

16. I would trust Barry Bonds with selling me "clear" moisturizer

before I would trust shrub

[leeroysphitz]

18. I would trust Robert Downey with a bag of crack

before I would trust the Bush Admin with cutting our dependence on oil.

[catnhatnh]

19. My 16 year old with a bottle of Bacardi and my car keys...

before-WHOOPS-never mind-redundant....

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

20. I would trust Dr. Frist with my cats.