Jerry Falwell issues correction, Jews ARE all going to hell

[kpete]

Monday, March 13, 2006

Jerry Falwell issues correction, Jews ARE all going to hell
by John in DC - 3/13/2006 02:04:00 PM


Glad he cleared that up.

Earlier today, reports began circulating across the globe that I have recently stated that Jews can go to heaven without being converted to Jesus Christ. This is categorically untrue....

Like the Apostle Paul, I pray daily for the salvation of everyone, including the Jewish people.

That's nice.

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2006/03/jerry-falwell-issues-correction-jews.html
http://www.theconservativevoice.com/articles/article.html?id=12741

[trotsky]

1. If heaven will be populated with Falwell and his ilk,

this atheist couldn't be happier about going to hell.

[LiberalVoice]

5. ditto

[virgdem]

16. I second that ditto

BTW, Jews don't believe in the concept of heaven or hell, so that argument falls on deaf ears. God, Falwell and his ilk are so stupid.

[arcane1]

15. Hell not only has all the sex, drugs, and rock-&-roll

it even has science, logic, critical thinking, tolerance and acceptance, and so on and so forth...

sure, there are evil people there too, but since many of them were Christians, we won't have to worry about any of them living in the brimstone apartment next door to us :evilgrin:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

2. I'd really like to know where he gets his

insider information. Voices? Automatic writing?

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

3. As Mark Twain said, "Heaven for the climate, hell for the conversation."

I'd much rather have a warm chat with old Mark, than a cool conversation with Falwell any day.

Alas, seeing as how I seriously doubt the existence of either, I'll have to pass on both.

[The_Casual_Observer]

4. I wish jerry would go get a rope, take it into the shower and find out

for himself who really ends up where.

[MADem]

6. And they'll save him a seat by the fire????

Who the fuck does that maniac think he is? For the life of me, I cannot understand why this sort of hate speech gets a pass because it is spoken in the name of religion. It makes no sense to me.

[tatertop]

12. where is that anti defamation league when I need them?

[Up2Late]

7. Harry Shearer reported this on his "Le Show" radio show...

...I can't remember if it was yesterday or last week. Here's a link to his radio show audio from last week, the show from this weekend will be up in a day or two:

<http://www.harryshearer.com/active/leShow.php>

It's the link labeled "News of the Godly: A (possible) new feature?"

[napi21]

8. I think it's GREAT that this nut job is constantly talking like this!

Everybody knows who he is, and they also associate him closely with Shrub! THAT'S a good thing! Saves the Dems $$ trying to show "normal people" just how crazy the fundies really are!

[dave29]

9. Could someone please point out hell on a map of the Universe

I think it might be in the Virgo Cluster of galaxies. If that is the case, we're all headed in that direction, fast.

[Mythsaje]

10. Hey, Jerry!

Jesus was a jew.

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

11. If Jews are going someplace where Falwell isn't in the afterlife

I would hardly call that hell!

[edbermac]

13. Well isn't that special?

[The Stranger]

14. Unbelievable mindfuck.

It must be some sort of perverse doublethink.

[question everything]

17. Whose heaven? whose hell? whose god?

Is this the same heaven populated with suicide bombers promised 70 virgins?

[rpgamerd00d]

18. You mean this guy :

[RaleighNCDUer]

19. As I've said, many many times, the fundies love the Jews, and they

will continue to love the Jews

until their leaders tell them not to.

We never believed it was possible, in cultured, urbane, civilized Germany.

Don't believe it could not happen here.

[enid602]

20. Jews

The only reason Falwell gave Jews a tempoaray dispensation from having to go to hell is because the neocons needed Israel's help; now that Bushco is on the skids, the evangelicals are free to go back to hating the Jews. It's all politics.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

21. This reminds me of a joke....

A fellow dies and goes to Heaven. He meets St. Peter, who says, "Ah, you were a Unitarian. Go right into Paradise; just don't open the door to that dingy little house in the meadow." The fellow does as asked, and has a good time meeting all kinds of neat folks of all faiths. But in the course of conversation, they all find that St. Peter told them the same thing-not to open the door of the dingy little house in the meadow. Finally, the fellow is delegated to ask St. Peter why. St. Peter answered, "Oh, that's Jerry Falwell's house, and he thinks only those of his kind are allowed here....."

[obreaslan]

22. Since his God used to belong to the Jews first, wouldn't he be the one...

Going to Hell????

Just a thought. :evilgrin: